Matt Damon sells couch

2001400ex

Lol now if we could only get rid of the Kardashians and Honey boo boo.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/bye-trump-matt-damon-reportedly-163241276.html

oregonblitzkrieg

Didn't know Jason Bourne was such a fucking pussy in real life.

Pitchfork51

gonna go out on a limb and assume australian government is filled with corrupt motherfuckers that are hated by half the country.

dnc

2001400ex

dnc said:

Subtle but fair jab with the rainbow A.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Partial respect for actually going through with it

99% of these millionaire pampered celebs won't even move to Toronto or Montreal after crying about Trump or xyz politician and threatening to move 50 times

Still, he and Depp are fags

PurpleThrobber

Looser move.

Wants to have his cake and eat it too - throw barbs, complain, protest.....from another country.

Have some stones and affect change if it bothers you that fucking much.

Or GTFO and STFU.

Sledog

I hope Matt takesa couple liberal Hollywood asshats with him.

dflea

PurpleThrobber said:

Looser move.

Wants to have his cake and eat it too - throw barbs, complain, protest.....from another country.

Have some stones and affect change if it bothers you that fucking much.

Or GTFO and STFU.

Totally.

It's a bad fucking look, Matt. Grow a fucking pair.

Alexis

He should go buy a farm in South Africa if he really wanted to impress me.

DerekJohnson

Maybe this explains the recent disappearance of @TierbsHsotBoobs?

CuntWaffle

Can he please take that stupid bitch Amy Schumer with him? The most depressing thing about the Trump presidency so far is that she didn't follow through on her promise of moving to Spain.

2001400ex

DerekJohnson said:

Maybe this explains the recent disappearance of @TierbsHsotBoobs?

No I just found out what's up, check the other thread.

Swaye

Can we move all of Hollywood to Australia?

creepycoug

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Partial respect for actually going through with it

99% of these millionaire pampered celebs won't even move to Toronto or Montreal after crying about Trump or xyz politician and threatening to move 50 times

Still, he and Depp are fags

except, when you have that much dough, you don't really "live" anywhere. You live everywhere, and you go where you want when you want all the time. he's not making a real move here like you or I would be if we were trying to make a statement.

Damon is just trying to get his lefty creds back after the Casey Affleck shit and some other comments he made. He's being a fag. And I've been to Australia. Let me tell you; not all it's cracked up to be. You don't need to travel that far to find a really nice fucking beach. Plus, it's a continent just loaded with shit that can kill you. No thanks. Buh bye Felicia.

RaceBannon

Sounds like Australia is nothing special

creepycoug

RaceBannon said:

Sounds like Australia is nothing special

There are bugs there that can carry you off and eat you.

No, not speshul.

Still stewing.

BearsWiin

Why'd he have to go that far? Puerto Rico seems ripe for gentrification

PurpleThrobber

BearsWiin said:

Why'd he have to go that far? Puerto Rico seems ripe for gentrification

Good tax advantages in Puerto Rico, as well.

UWhuskytskeet

Meaningless unless he gives up his citizenship.

Good choice in Australia at least though. Great weather, people are fun to drink with. Kangaroos are cool.

RoadDawg55

CuntWaffle said:

Can he please take that stupid bitch Amy Schumer with him? The most depressing thing about the Trump presidency so far is that she didn't follow through on her promise of moving to Spain.

It’s not over. Stay tuned.