This turned into probably the best Tug thread in a week. Who would have thought an OP on an armed citizenry could lead to a war over crab cakes without old bay?
You wanna take the gloves off, swaye?
Dungeness vs. Blue crabs
Blue you cretin
As long as you don't start in with some crazy shit like thinking the cajun crab boil nonsense compares to the old bay steamed.
Oh no you din't.
The whole ambiance of a cajun crab boil, andouille sausage, Abita beer, greens and grits, jambalaya, fat black women with big tits and southern hotties in daisy dukes....oh shit, I'm getting hard just thinking about it.
Crabs and corn on the cob ain't got shit on that. Though I will concede Old Bay is a superior seasoning for crabs than Zatarains.
This is better. Fat black tits and southern girls in daisy dukes. You've come back to us after your brief flirtation with gays and million dollar houses.
This turned into probably the best Tug thread in a week. Who would have thought an OP on an armed citizenry could lead to a war over crab cakes without old bay?
You wanna take the gloves off, swaye?
Dungeness vs. Blue crabs
Blue you cretin
As long as you don't start in with some crazy shit like thinking the cajun crab boil nonsense compares to the old bay steamed.
Oh no you din't.
The whole ambiance of a cajun crab boil, andouille sausage, Abita beer, greens and grits, jambalaya, fat black women with big tits and southern hotties in daisy dukes....oh shit, I'm getting hard just thinking about it.
Crabs and corn on the cob ain't got shit on that. Though I will concede Old Bay is a superior seasoning for crabs than Zatarains.
This is better. Fat black tits and southern girls in daisy dukes. You've come back to us after your brief flirtation with gays and million dollar houses.
Francis Wright March 1 at 12:12pm · BREAKING NEWS: Seventy-Two Killed Resisting Gun Confiscation In Maryland.
National Guard units seeking to confiscate a cache of recently banned assault weapons were ambushed by elements of a Para-military extremist faction. Military and law enforcement sources estimate that 72 were killed and more than 200 injured before government forces were compelled to withdraw.
Speaking after the clash, Massachusetts Governor Thomas Gage declared that the extremist faction, which was made up of local citizens, has links to the radical right-wing tax protest movement.
Gage blamed the extremists for recent incidents of vandalism directed against internal revenue offices. The governor, who described the group’s organizers as “criminals,” issued an executive order authorizing the summary arrest of any individual who has interfered with the government’s efforts to secure law and order.
The military raid on the extremist arsenal followed wide-spread refusal by the local citizenry to turn over recently outlawed assault weapons.
Gage issued a ban on military-style assault weapons and ammunition earlier in the week. This decision followed a meeting in early this month between government and military leaders at which the governor authorized the forcible confiscation of illegal arms.
One government official, speaking on condition of anonymity, pointed out that “none of these people would have been killed had the extremists obeyed the law and turned over their weapons voluntarily.”
Government troops initially succeeded in confiscating a large supply of outlawed weapons and ammunition. However, troops attempting to seize arms and ammunition in Lexington met with resistance from heavily-armed extremists who had been tipped off regarding the government’s plans.
During a tense standoff in the Lexington town park, National Guard Colonel Francis Smith, commander of the government operation, ordered the armed group to surrender and return to their homes. The impasse was broken by a single shot, which was reportedly fired by one of the right-wing extremists.
Eight civilians were killed in the ensuing exchange.
Ironically, the local citizenry blamed government forces rather than the extremists for the civilian deaths. Before order could be restored, armed citizens from surrounding areas had descended upon the guard units. Colonel Smith, finding his forces over matched by the armed mob, ordered a retreat.
Governor Gage has called upon citizens to support the state/national joint task force in its effort to restore law and order. The governor also demanded the surrender of those responsible for planning and leading the attack against the government troops.
Samuel Adams, Paul Revere, and John Hancock, who have been identified as “ringleaders” of the extremist faction, remain at large.
And this fellow Americans, is how the American Revolution began, April 20, 1775.
History. Study it, or repeat it.
It's pretty funny except the revolutionaries were part of the radical left-wing tax protest movement.
History fucks up our narratives sometimes.
And yet the hero of all true modern conservatives, Edmund Burke, supported the tax grievances of the colonists.
That's kind of my point though. The conservative - liberal spectrum is somewhat historically and culturally fluid. While opposing the monarchy was revolutionary and supporting the monarchy was reactionary, most of the ideals of those revolutionary leftists aren't so revolutionary today and are supported by those in favor of the current establishment, or even in favor of returning to an older time.
Basically, the old right became obsolete and the old left became the new right, with the new left something unforeseen by those 250 years ago.
And so it goes.
My head assploded.
Chinned because I get tinglysticky when that head assplodes
God dang we got some homo hillbillies up in here with their love of eastern crabs. Like Jim Morrison once said, the West is the Best and the same goes for crab. Dungeness with a nice chardonnay that drinks like pinot gris cannot be topped.
God dang we got some homo hillbillies up in here with their love of eastern crabs. Like Jim Morrison once said, the West is the Best and the same goes for crab. Dungeness with a nice chardonnay that drinks like pinot gris cannot be topped.
God dang we got some homo hillbillies up in here with their love of eastern crabs. Like Jim Morrison once said, the West is the Best and the same goes for crab. Dungeness with a nice chardonnay that drinks like pinot gris cannot be topped.
Fuck off and die u cunt
I gotta rep my 3 years in maryland.
What would you know about flavor other than tossed salads?
God dang we got some homo hillbillies up in here with their love of eastern crabs. Like Jim Morrison once said, the West is the Best and the same goes for crab. Dungeness with a nice chardonnay that drinks like pinot gris cannot be topped.
God dang we got some homo hillbillies up in here with their love of eastern crabs. Like Jim Morrison once said, the West is the Best and the same goes for crab. Dungeness with a nice chardonnay that drinks like pinot gris cannot be topped.
Fuck off and die u cunt
I gotta rep my 3 years in maryland.
lol at your little blue crab.
Sun Devils like catching little crabs. Same as it ever was.
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Yep - liberals
Well, those are technically in Decatur, but still.
I do love a crawfish boil, though.
I gotta rep my 3 years in maryland.