Almost as embarrassing as having (pick one): a) Clay Helton for a coach, b) a Patron binge drinking cheating, no-coaching full of shit joker as their lead recruiter (Nansen), c) wearing McDonald's colors as their school colors, d) having to give Heismans back, e) the fact that they've only really had 7 good years in the past 40 (and they had to vacate most of the wins), f) you get the picture.
A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful woman also attempting to cross. The young woman asked if they could help her cross to the other side.
The two monks glanced at one another because they had taken vows not to touch a woman.
Then, without a word, the older monk picked up the woman, carried her across the river, placed her gently on the other side, and carried on his journey.
The younger monk couldn’t believe what had just happened. After rejoining his companion, he was speechless, and an hour passed without a word between them.
Two more hours passed, then three, finally the younger monk could contain himself any longer, and blurted out “As monks, we are not permitted a woman, how could you then carry that woman on your shoulders?”
The older monk looked at him and replied, “Brother, I set her down on the other side of the river, why are you still carrying her?”
Almost as embarrassing as having (pick one): a) Clay Helton for a coach, b) a Patron binge drinking cheating, no-coaching full of shit joker as their lead recruiter (Nansen), c) wearing McDonald's colors as their school colors, d) having to give Heismans back, e) the fact that they've only really had 7 good years in the past 40 (and they had to vacate most of the wins), f) you get the picture.
Picking Clay Helton to be their head coach is the answer. USC has a dumb coub
I don't know what's real anymore...Gavin Morris For real?
#BallzDupe
Yeah, we are pretty sure it was him. That's what you gets banned here.
Identity theft.
Remarkable. He stole the identity of the LPT to create mayhem at a universally despised UW fan board (by those not in the know). With judgement like that, I look forward to watching Gavin Morris’ career flourish at Sac State.
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Almost as embarrassing as having (pick one): a) Clay Helton for a coach, b) a Patron binge drinking cheating, no-coaching full of shit joker as their lead recruiter (Nansen), c) wearing McDonald's colors as their school colors, d) having to give Heismans back, e) the fact that they've only really had 7 good years in the past 40 (and they had to vacate most of the wins), f) you get the picture.
This guy. Wasn't happy the way recruiting went down re: Irvin and tuli IIRC.
fuckin' hell.
#BallzDupe
Identity theft.
The two monks glanced at one another because they had taken vows not to touch a woman.
Then, without a word, the older monk picked up the woman, carried her across the river, placed her gently on the other side, and carried on his journey.
The younger monk couldn’t believe what had just happened. After rejoining his companion, he was speechless, and an hour passed without a word between them.
Two more hours passed, then three, finally the younger monk could contain himself any longer, and blurted out “As monks, we are not permitted a woman, how could you then carry that woman on your shoulders?”
The older monk looked at him and replied, “Brother, I set her down on the other side of the river, why are you still carrying her?”