Wow. Lovie Smith really wants to fuck. He is asking every girl in the bar by 10:30 if she wants to get out of here. He is just trying to convince her he’s the best looking guy that will show up tonight before she realizes Bruce Wayne will be by later.
I honestly love his persistence. He’s gonna get laid by at least a couple chicks while others are still working up the courage to ask if she’s here with anyone.
Why is he getting a flurry of late offers? Is a Petersen commit not sacred? Does he love the recruiting process this much? Is he being an idiot? Can I not handle the ups and downs?
Why is he getting a flurry of late offers? Is a Petersen commit not sacred? Does he love the recruiting process this much? Is he being an idiot? Can I not handle the ups and downs?
It is like when that girl you've had your eye on for awhile but didnt make your move because her FB status says "In a relationship" starts mass displaying selfies of herself laying on her bed with top cleavage showing and posts mysterious anti love quotes. You know its close to open season so you get a freaking foot in the door and tell her all the dirt you know about her BF and how you would never do that shit if you had such a stunning beauty committed to you.
Why is he getting a flurry of late offers? Is a Petersen commit not sacred? Does he love the recruiting process this much? Is he being an idiot? Can I not handle the ups and downs?
It is like when that girl you've had your eye on for awhile but didnt make your move because her FB status says "In a relationship" starts mass displaying selfies of herself laying on her bed with top cleavage showing and posts mysterious anti love quotes. You know its close to open season so you get a freaking foot in the door and tell her all the dirt you know about her BF and how you would never do that shit if you had such a stunning beauty committed to you.
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I honestly love his persistence. He’s gonna get laid by at least a couple chicks while others are still working up the courage to ask if she’s here with anyone.
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Metallica man breaking out the Hawaiian print polo
he looks leaner, feet improved a lot compared to last year
He also just retweeted some USC bullshit too, but still.