“We are fully prepared for a Russian nuclear attack”

doogie

B b b b but Sanctions, right unintelligentdoog?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-01/pentagon-we-are-fully-prepared-russian-nuclear-attack

Trump really has no choice left but to launch a first strike Nuclear attack. I suggest practicing duck and cover under your dining room table.

doogie

"We're not surprised by (Putin's) statement. And the American people should rest assured that we are fully prepared," Chief Pentagon spokeswoman Dana White adding that she was "very confident" in America's ability to react to "anything that may come our way."

"We are prepared and we are ready," she said. "This is not about defense. This is about deterrence."

2001400ex

Doogie doesn't realize Trump is the catcher in the relationship.

PurpleThrobber

2001400ex said:

Doogie doesn't realize Trump is the catcher in the relationship.

So you're against the POTUS in a nuclear showdown vs. the President of Russia?

Good to know.

2001400ex

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

Doogie doesn't realize Trump is the catcher in the relationship.

So you're against the POTUS in a nuclear showdown vs. the President of Russia?

Good to know.

I'm just saying, as it sits. Trump is Putin's bitch.

CuntWaffle

I was told WW3 would be starting a month after Trump got elected. People in the office were scared (actually they weren't but it was really cool to talk about it and pretend they were) that North Korea was going to nuke us like crazy... so like all normal people who think us getting nuked would happen they go back to their Netflix binge marathon.

Swaye

doogie said:

B b b b but Sanctions, right unintelligentdoog?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-01/pentagon-we-are-fully-prepared-russian-nuclear-attack

Trump really has no choice left but to launch a first strike Nuclear attack. I suggest practicing duck and cover under your dining room table.

My dining room table is in my living room and consists of cinder blocks holding up a piece of plywood. I'm ded.

Southerndawg

Swaye said:

doogie said:

B b b b but Sanctions, right unintelligentdoog?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-01/pentagon-we-are-fully-prepared-russian-nuclear-attack

Trump really has no choice left but to launch a first strike Nuclear attack. I suggest practicing duck and cover under your dining room table.

My dining room table is in my living room and consists of cinder blocks holding up a piece of plywood. I'm ded.

Pour 12 inches of concrete over the whole mess, cut one end open and install a small concrete door. Micro shelter on the cheap, and a great place to test the next spirit fingers talents in cramped spaces. You not ded, unless you decide to bring that special white man blanket in with you. Cheers Redman.

doogie

Swaye said:

doogie said:

B b b b but Sanctions, right unintelligentdoog?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-01/pentagon-we-are-fully-prepared-russian-nuclear-attack

Trump really has no choice left but to launch a first strike Nuclear attack. I suggest practicing duck and cover under your dining room table.

My dining room table is in my living room and consists of cinder blocks holding up a piece of plywood. I'm ded.

Mine is heavy oak. I think I’ll be ok but, just to be sure, I tried stapling a Kevlar blanket underneath but the staple gun wouldn’t penetrate the blanket. I think I’m gonna need to use double stick tape or a thinner blanket. Or maybe tacks.

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

doogie said:

B b b b but Sanctions, right unintelligentdoog?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-01/pentagon-we-are-fully-prepared-russian-nuclear-attack

Trump really has no choice left but to launch a first strike Nuclear attack. I suggest practicing duck and cover under your dining room table.

My dining room table is in my living room and consists of cinder blocks holding up a piece of plywood. I'm ded.

Steal a couple dozen more cinder blocks from your rez buddies and you might have a chance to build a little bunker/shelter thing.

I'm not sure how they are going to hold up their cars after you do that - but that's a them problem, not a you problem.

Swaye

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

doogie said:

B b b b but Sanctions, right unintelligentdoog?

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-01/pentagon-we-are-fully-prepared-russian-nuclear-attack

Trump really has no choice left but to launch a first strike Nuclear attack. I suggest practicing duck and cover under your dining room table.

My dining room table is in my living room and consists of cinder blocks holding up a piece of plywood. I'm ded.

Steal a couple dozen more cinder blocks from your rez buddies and you might have a chance to build a little bunker/shelter thing.

I'm not sure how they are going to hold up their cars after you do that - but that's a them problem, not a you problem.

Hardcore Husky can really teach you a lot about life.

insinceredawg

2001400ex said:

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

Doogie doesn't realize Trump is the catcher in the relationship.

So you're against the POTUS in a nuclear showdown vs. the President of Russia?

Good to know.

I'm just saying, as it sits. Trump is Putin's bitch.

And of course, Trump isn't saying shit
http://www.newsweek.com/trump-has-said-nothing-about-putins-satan-2-video-nuclear-missiles-aimed-us-827910

For someone who doesn't want to be viewed as a Russian puppet, he really is terrible at the optics he's presenting.

Kaepsknee

insinceredawg said:

2001400ex said:

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

Doogie doesn't realize Trump is the catcher in the relationship.

So you're against the POTUS in a nuclear showdown vs. the President of Russia?

Good to know.

I'm just saying, as it sits. Trump is Putin's bitch.

And of course, Trump isn't saying shit
http://www.newsweek.com/trump-has-said-nothing-about-putins-satan-2-video-nuclear-missiles-aimed-us-827910

For someone who doesn't want to be viewed as a Russian puppet, he really is terrible at the optics he's presenting.

And if He did lash out at Putin, you and your ilk would be calling him a war-monger, Hellbent on destroying the world.

insinceredawg

salemcoog said:

insinceredawg said:

2001400ex said:

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

Doogie doesn't realize Trump is the catcher in the relationship.

So you're against the POTUS in a nuclear showdown vs. the President of Russia?

Good to know.

I'm just saying, as it sits. Trump is Putin's bitch.

And of course, Trump isn't saying shit
http://www.newsweek.com/trump-has-said-nothing-about-putins-satan-2-video-nuclear-missiles-aimed-us-827910

For someone who doesn't want to be viewed as a Russian puppet, he really is terrible at the optics he's presenting.

And if He did lash out at Putin, you and your ilk would be calling him a war-monger, Hellbent on destroying the world.

Nope, I would be pleasantly surprised if he uttered any criticism towards Putin. Take all the screenshots you want.

Swaye

Hey @The_Upvote_Giveth fuck off

Kaepsknee

Swaye said:

Hey @The_Upvote_Giveth fuck off

Boobs just can't help himself

2001400ex

Funny how he calls Kim Jong un names and shit.. But ignores Putin. Pee tape there?

doogie

insinceredawg said:

2001400ex said:

PurpleThrobber said:

2001400ex said:

Doogie doesn't realize Trump is the catcher in the relationship.

So you're against the POTUS in a nuclear showdown vs. the President of Russia?

Good to know.

I'm just saying, as it sits. Trump is Putin's bitch.

And of course, Trump isn't saying shit
http://www.newsweek.com/trump-has-said-nothing-about-putins-satan-2-video-nuclear-missiles-aimed-us-827910

For someone who doesn't want to be viewed as a Russian puppet, he really is terrible at the optics he's presenting.

He let his General do the talking.