Woody really puttin in work! Pay $70mil guaranteed for TUFF Mack Brown (who has already won his Natty and was on a downward trajectory at FSU), steal our precious Jeremiah Martin, cap it all with the REAL offseason Natty.
I thought Texas was immune to participation trophies. Does that award have any resemblance to something that can shred cheese? Is it rusty at all? Maybe it will be an object that Woody and Jimbo can sit on after Saban has stretched their stink holes with his crimson colored plunger? Must see TV.
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