Forgive me DDY, I have sinned

dnc

I knew I shouldn't but I still watched Bru Mccoy's Hudl.

Hits harder and faster than an AR-15. Catches everything. Willing blocker. Celebrates a sack more than a touchdown. Might be the perfect recruit.

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Now I have this huge mess on my hands and I know he's fucking going to catch passes from JT 80's teen movie villian fucking Daniels.

I think I have a problem.

GrundleStiltzkin

Too much war imagery.

FireCohen

Are AR-15 know to be fast or hit the hardest?

dnc

WeakarmCobra said:

Are AR-15 know to be fast or hit the hardest?

or?

dnc

AR-15 are known for their FAST STRATEGY acceleration and hit like a BIG BACK. They are known for wreaking havoc on campuses nationwide.

Dennis_DeYoung

Yeah. He’s really good.

I wish we still had EA’s NCAA series so I could see him in a UW Uni even if it were virtual

CuntWaffle

Who names their kid Bru? Did they have CNS failure on their way to Bruce?

BlastDoor

https://247sports.com/Article/Inside-the-rise-and-recruitment-of-five-star-Bru-McCoy-115470290

his father is very rich, and the kid seems slow strategy? maybe we (?) have a shot after all!

it will be fun to watch him get his knee destroyed by Ivan.

Neighbor2972

BallzDeep said:

Kid seriously wants to play both WR and OLB in college which is fucking stupid. Those two positions oppose each other in terms of the body size needed to be successful. He's and OLB all the way and anybody telling him different is lying. He's not coming here anyways so pass.

People forget Shaq Thompson played runningback and linebacker. People forget that

Neighbor2972

BallzDeep said:

Neighbor2972 said:

BallzDeep said:

Kid seriously wants to play both WR and OLB in college which is fucking stupid. Those two positions oppose each other in terms of the body size needed to be successful. He's and OLB all the way and anybody telling him different is lying. He's not coming here anyways so pass.

People forget Shaq Thompson played runningback and linebacker. People forget that

1. You can play both RB and LB at 230-240 pounds and be successful at both if you're a great athlete. You can't play WR at 215 and then try to play OLB at that weight or play OLB at 230-240 and try to play WR. It's one or the other.

2. Shaq played on a mediocre team that needed him at RB. When this kid goes to USC they won't need him at WR.

Yeah no shit, I'm fucking with you

dnc

BallzDeep said:

Neighbor2972 said:

BallzDeep said:

Kid seriously wants to play both WR and OLB in college which is fucking stupid. Those two positions oppose each other in terms of the body size needed to be successful. He's and OLB all the way and anybody telling him different is lying. He's not coming here anyways so pass.

People forget Shaq Thompson played runningback and linebacker. People forget that

1. You can play both RB and LB at 230-240 pounds and be successful at both if you're a great athlete. You can't play WR at 215 and then try to play OLB at that weight or play OLB at 230-240 and try to play WR. It's one or the other.

2. Shaq played on a mediocre team that needed him at RB. When this kid goes to USC they won't need him at WR.

McCoy could be a badass OLB at 220 or a badass WR at 240.

You get way too caught up in positional prototypes.

GrundleStiltzkin

BlastDoor said:

https://247sports.com/Article/Inside-the-rise-and-recruitment-of-five-star-Bru-McCoy-115470290

his father is very rich, and the kid seems slow strategy? maybe we (?) have a shot after all!

it will be fun to watch him get his knee destroyed by Ivan.

What don't you hate his shoulders and back?

LoneStarDawg

NEsnake12

BallzDeep said:

dnc said:

BallzDeep said:

Neighbor2972 said:

BallzDeep said:

Kid seriously wants to play both WR and OLB in college which is fucking stupid. Those two positions oppose each other in terms of the body size needed to be successful. He's and OLB all the way and anybody telling him different is lying. He's not coming here anyways so pass.

People forget Shaq Thompson played runningback and linebacker. People forget that

1. You can play both RB and LB at 230-240 pounds and be successful at both if you're a great athlete. You can't play WR at 215 and then try to play OLB at that weight or play OLB at 230-240 and try to play WR. It's one or the other.

2. Shaq played on a mediocre team that needed him at RB. When this kid goes to USC they won't need him at WR.

McCoy could be a badass OLB at 220 or a badass WR at 240.

You get way too caught up in positional prototypes.

Nobody is a badass trying to set the edge against 6'6 300 pound motherfuckers at 220. Extremely rare a WR can be really good at 240. Calvin Johnson comes to mind. Andre Johnson might have been that big as well.

Megatron was close to 240 by his final season... Kelvin Benjamin played at 245 last season... those are the closest I can think of.

But I couldn't imagine either of them playing LB

PurpleThrobber

CuntWaffle said:

Who names their kid Bru? Did they have CNS failure on their way to Bruce?

Bruce is faggy. Bru is a sort of like Bo instead of Beau.

bananasnblondes

I'd like our chances better if his brother, Ricky, was still with the team

bananasnblondes

CuntWaffle said:

Who names their kid Bru? Did they have CNS failure on their way to Bruce?

His real name is Horace. We have a great shot.

Dennis_DeYoung

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFU9HYyMVxQ

Quietcowskee

BallzDeep said:

dnc said:

BallzDeep said:

Neighbor2972 said:

BallzDeep said:

Kid seriously wants to play both WR and OLB in college which is fucking stupid. Those two positions oppose each other in terms of the body size needed to be successful. He's and OLB all the way and anybody telling him different is lying. He's not coming here anyways so pass.

People forget Shaq Thompson played runningback and linebacker. People forget that

1. You can play both RB and LB at 230-240 pounds and be successful at both if you're a great athlete. You can't play WR at 215 and then try to play OLB at that weight or play OLB at 230-240 and try to play WR. It's one or the other.

2. Shaq played on a mediocre team that needed him at RB. When this kid goes to USC they won't need him at WR.

McCoy could be a badass OLB at 220 or a badass WR at 240.

You get way too caught up in positional prototypes.

Nobody is a badass trying to set the edge against 6'6 300 pound motherfuckers at 220. Extremely rare a WR can be really good at 240. Calvin Johnson comes to mind. Andre Johnson might have been that big as well.

Marcel Reece beeyitch.

Swaye

#4 recruit in the entire country? What was Shaq? Have we ever pulled a top 5 in the country type recruit since 2000?

dnc

Swaye said:

#4 recruit in the entire country? What was Shaq? Have we ever pulled a top 5 in the country type recruit since 2000?

I think Shaq was top 5. Reggie was top 5. I think that’s it since Arnold.

In state Eason, Fozzie and Heaps (lol) were also top 5. Snoop might have been. Mays was close IIRC.

Amazing how awful we’ve been with the highest rated in state kids. Reggie and PA were the only top ten recruits we pulled in State in 20 years out of like 6 or 8 chances.

Gotta get Smalls.