Global crisis

doogie

Can we all stand united this crisis Must end?

https://www.dallasnews.com/opinion/commentary/2018/02/14/grim-news-texas-really-tequila-shortage

Kaepsknee

I blame it on the spectre of the Trump tariffs.

I really don't but I thought I'd beat the resident Lib Pantywaists to the punch.

YellowSnow

God bless those jimadores busting their asses in the hot sun!

dflea

In a badass match between agave and pineapple harvesters, who wins?

PurpleThrobber

dflea said:

In a badass match between agave and pineapple harvesters, who wins?

Agave harvester is just a front for drug cartel hit man.

Agave rather easily, say 34-17.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Tequila sucks anyway. I've never liked it.

LebamDawg

I don't drink the shit - only for mental health reasons

doogie

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Tequila sucks anyway. I've never liked it.

First, they came for Tequila and no one said a word. What happens when they come for your Whiskey?

PurpleThrobber

doogie said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Tequila sucks anyway. I've never liked it.

First, they came for Tequila and no one said a word. What happens when they come for your Whiskey?

There's still vodka.

doogie

dflea said:

In a badass match between agave and pineapple harvesters, who wins?

Look for any team member wearing a Cuog t-shirt. Bet on the other team.

Sledog

Thank God it's not whiskey!