How should we kill BTP?

Dennis_DeYoung

RhythmicSlappingDawg

Make a life-size Jeremiah Martin totem pole and impale him on it

Jesus christ.

Swaye

Chant in Bantu then machete to death

All good choices. I prefer a really #roots type ending.

Bread

RhythmicSlappingDawg

Make a life-size Jeremiah Martin totem pole and impale him on it

Swaye said:

All good choices. I prefer a really #roots type ending.

#NativeStrong

theknowledge

Make a giant bonfire then let it collapse on him

This seems fitting.

2001400ex

Make a life-size Jeremiah Martin totem pole and impale him on it

@Swaye can build the totem pole.

Swaye

Chant in Bantu then machete to death

2001400ex said:

@Swaye can build the totem pole.

You have no idea how adept I am at erecting poles.

@dnc

RhythmicSlappingDawg

Make a life-size Jeremiah Martin totem pole and impale him on it

BallzDeep said:

Told you it ain't over till they sign. Been following recruiting longer than BTP has had hair on his sack. What a recruit says on the high of a visit doesn't mean shit if you don't close. Even an amazing visit and experience at the basketball game couldn't overcome Coach K's inept recruiting.

Ups and Downs it's hard

Dennis_DeYoung

Let Reveille fuck him to death

BallzDeep said:

Told you it ain't over till they sign. Been following recruiting longer than BTP has had hair on his sack. What a recruit says on the high of a visit doesn't mean shit if you don't close. Even an amazing visit and experience at the basketball game couldn't overcome Coach K's inept recruiting.

This.

NeGgaPlEaSe

dnc

Chant in Bantu then machete to death

But first, a little ruru

RhythmicSlappingDawg

Make a life-size Jeremiah Martin totem pole and impale him on it

I'd prefer a little red plungering .

AZDuck

Chant in Bantu then machete to death

Chant in Bantu then machete to death

I was gonna say "needs more ru-ru," but I see my esteemed colleague dnc beat me to the donkey punch.

theknowledge

Make a giant bonfire then let it collapse on him

Martin and his grandma will light the ATM bonfire by rubbing two fists of cash together. Headline at HCH: RSDDIAFFF!!!

theknowledge

Make a giant bonfire then let it collapse on him

theknowledge said:

Martin and his grandma will light the ATM bonfire by rubbing two fists of cash together. Headline at HCH: RSDDIAFFF!!!

The third F is Fascist. He is burning in College Station after all.

doogie

Not cool.

Blowing up a high school?

You just don’t joke about that shit.

Needs an edit. Preferably before you’re contacted by authorities.

Dennis_DeYoung

Let Reveille fuck him to death

doogie said:

Not cool.

Blowing up a high school?

You just don’t joke about that shit.

Needs an edit. Preferably before you’re contacted by authorities.

Obviously you've never been to LW.

doogie

Enjoy you visit with police.

whuggy

Anyone on here who thought BTP had any kind of actual clue should kill themselves.

Edwin_Bambino

Make Will Pliska rip him apart

whuggy said:

Anyone on here who thought BTP had any kind of actual clue should kill themselves.

Duly noted.