So, what a difference a year makes. Malloe from shitfuck to bad ass. Never saw that one coming. LIPO indeed.
So, guys who fuck top shelf trim all day e'ry day:
Lake
Lubick
Hamdan
Guys who still have to jerk off occasionally but fuck enough that I don't want to run them over with my Jeep:
Malloe (great save dude)
Huff (early returns are promising)
Will Harris (way too early guess here)
Guys who probably haven't been laid this year:
Gregory (I'm hearing Pete got Kaho)
Bonerpoper (Fig Newton? You fucking turd)
Try hards that nobody cares if they fuck:
Kwat (It's okay that you are as awkward on Twatter as BTP on a back seat date because #1 D two years running)
Who?
PaoPao (Seriously? I couldn't pick this cat out of a lineup)
Overall, this class is like Christmas in February.
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I just realized I could've made a joke about a certain poaster here but I'm taking the high road.
Coach Pete: Sirmon x2, Eason, Kaho ,Martin?
1. Malloe: Tuli, Taimani, Draco, Liu. Assists: Kaho
2. Lubick: Yankoff, Lowe, Culp, Assists: Spiker
3. Lake: Gordon, Irvin, Dom
4. Bush: Osborne, Spiker
5. Huff: Mele, Curne, Ale
6. Gregory: Tafisi Assists: Sirmon, Kaho
7. Boner: Newton, Assists: Martin?
8. Kwat: Zion, Assists: Tafisi, Martin?
9. Paopao: Culp? Why do we have a TE coach?
Everyone gets an F MINUS until we bring home the golden vagina trophy.
malloe needs to prove it over a multi-year period AND get some black DLs.