So - we aren't really Bruce Wayning anyone this year. We reserve that shit for the Cuog. Shout out to Cody O'Connell by the way.
Joe Tryon, Austin Joyner, Bishop Sankey, etc. That's Bruce Wayning. We can only really do it to WSU and maybe Oregon State or something.
But you know we are leveling up when we are reaching 'Mr. Steal Your Girl' territory. This is the 'we stay there for the duration, play the long game and end up taking them home' phase.
It's an important phase because it means we've leveled up from getting abused and crying in our beer over Marlon to taking a bevy of beauties home because we have enough to get over the hump. And we are going to fuck.
Right now, UW is at the club and it's 1:30AM and we're looking around like:
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Prehm wrote an article reminiscent of 2011-era Eklund where he predicts pretty much every recruit on Oregon's board to ho to the Ducks. He's doing the Baghdad Eklund now