Similar to how the the dictionaries have changed the meaning of the word literally to mean figuratively in order to accommodate shit-eating retards, I'm assuming that within 20 years the defintion of walking will be expanded to include rolling, ubering, driving, rascaling, and sliding around like a slug while leaving behind a trail of lard. Evolution seems to go in some really weird directions when it's almost impossible to not survive in your current ecosystem.
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Anybody know what his shirt means by "Jack the Lad" ??
Take it easy on the nachos.
Take that whichever way you’d like.