OBK's Olympic Hottie Medal Finalists, Figure Skating

PurpleThrobber

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Uprgrading Madison Hubbell, US skater, from silver to gold after watching her last night in that dress. That body. So fucking hot. She's on tonight again.

You've earned some redemption points. Ekaterina Bobrova is not hot.

Madison Hubbell is fap fap fap hot. Not smoking hot beautiful - but girl next door good looking with a body that almost demands a Belushi-like ladder climbing to catch a glimpse. Kind of reminds me of Lori Singer, circa original Footloose.

PurpleThrobber

PurpleThrobber said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Uprgrading Madison Hubbell, US skater, from silver to gold after watching her last night in that dress. That body. So fucking hot. She's on tonight again.

You've earned some redemption points. Ekaterina Bobrova is not hot.

Madison Hubbell is fap fap fap hot. Not smoking hot beautiful - but girl next door good looking with a body that almost demands a Belushi-like ladder climbing to catch a glimpse. Kind of reminds me of Lori Singer, circa original Footloose.

And fuck all y'all reaching for the flag.

oregonblitzkrieg

PurpleThrobber said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Uprgrading Madison Hubbell, US skater, from silver to gold after watching her last night in that dress. That body. So fucking hot. She's on tonight again.

You've earned some redemption points. Ekaterina Bobrova is not hot.

Madison Hubbell is fap fap fap hot. Not smoking hot beautiful - but girl next door good looking with a body that almost demands a Belushi-like ladder climbing to catch a glimpse. Kind of reminds me of Lori Singer, circa original Footloose.

She went a little downhill since Sochi but she's still very aight. The ladies are on tonight, get ready.

creepycoug

oregonblitzkrieg said:

With the Olympics just around the corner, it's time
to award medals to the hottest chicks competing
in Korea this year.

Olympic medalists, Figure Skating.

Note that medals are awarded by looks and general sexiness,
not by skill.


Ekaterina Bobrova, Russia -- Gold. Hot as fuck, plain
and simple. Perfect ass, sexy hips, very attractive face.
One of the sexiest skaters who will be competing in Korea.
WOOD from dawn to dusk.





Evgenia Medvedeva, Russia -- Gold. My favorite dark horse (ISAFNRC).
Not a classical hottie like Bobrava. Hips and ass not yet fully developed.
Her sexiness lies in the gypsy schoolgirl thing she's got going on. She's got
fire in her eyes and an aura of sensuality. Completely mesmerizing to watch.





Tessa Virtue, Canada -- Gold. One of the hottest skaters from Sochi. With her supermodel
good looks and sexy moves, you can't go wrong with Tessa Virtue.



Madison Hubbell, US -- Silver. The only US skater to make the list. Sorry USA, you're SOL. I
dunno, maybe pick hotter skaters next tim, like Ashley Wagner...



Evgenia Tarasova, Russia -- Bronze.



Maria Sotskova, Russia -- Bronze.




Diana Nikitina, Latvia -- Bronze.




Results: Russia wins, and it's not even close.

Of course you go with the Russians.

oregonblitzkrieg

creepycoug said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

With the Olympics just around the corner, it's time
to award medals to the hottest chicks competing
in Korea this year.

Olympic medalists, Figure Skating.

Note that medals are awarded by looks and general sexiness,
not by skill.


Ekaterina Bobrova, Russia -- Gold. Hot as fuck, plain
and simple. Perfect ass, sexy hips, very attractive face.
One of the sexiest skaters who will be competing in Korea.
WOOD from dawn to dusk.





Evgenia Medvedeva, Russia -- Gold. My favorite dark horse (ISAFNRC).
Not a classical hottie like Bobrava. Hips and ass not yet fully developed.
Her sexiness lies in the gypsy schoolgirl thing she's got going on. She's got
fire in her eyes and an aura of sensuality. Completely mesmerizing to watch.





Tessa Virtue, Canada -- Gold. One of the hottest skaters from Sochi. With her supermodel
good looks and sexy moves, you can't go wrong with Tessa Virtue.



Madison Hubbell, US -- Silver. The only US skater to make the list. Sorry USA, you're SOL. I
dunno, maybe pick hotter skaters next tim, like Ashley Wagner...



Evgenia Tarasova, Russia -- Bronze.



Maria Sotskova, Russia -- Bronze.




Diana Nikitina, Latvia -- Bronze.




Results: Russia wins, and it's not even close.

Of course you go with the Russians.

oregonblitzkrieg

My Russians on deck soon.

oregonblitzkrieg

Russians in the gold and silver spots and its not even close, just as predicted.

USMChawk

Alina Zagitova is only 15. Going to put this one on the back burner for a few years.

oregonblitzkrieg

Zagitova, too young to make the cut in this thread, we'll see where she stacks up in the future. Most of the hotties this year were skating pairs (Madison Hubbell, Tessa Virtue, etc.)

USMChawk

I’m watching the women’s snowboard jump (?) and present to you, Silje Norendal, from Norway.



Wood.

Gladstone

SHE LOOKS LIKE STOYA

PurpleThrobber

Gladstone said:

SHE LOOKS LIKE STOYA

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She looks like Lagertha.

Mmmm....Vikings.

oregonblitzkrieg

oregonblitzkrieg

Holy fuck, Zagitova has a quintuple, 5 combination triple in her bag, they just showed it, my Medvedeva has her work cut out for her tonight. This is Bama vs Georgia of the offseason.

PurpleThrobber

USMChawk said:

Alina Zagitova is only 15. Going to put this one on the back burner for a few years.

What office of the FBI do you work out of?

This child porn sting has gone too far.

Swaye

USMChawk said:

Swaye said:

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

Do any female Olympic athletes have tits?

We already settled this in a pole long ago: Ass > Tits. Winter Olympic athletes excel in the latter.

It may be settled here, but I was a dissenting figure in all of this. Tits > Ass all day e'ry day on the res.

Disagree

I did say "on the res." That's ice, not dirt and empty beer bottles.

Dennis_DeYoung

Dennis_DeYoung

PurpleThrobber

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Wood have. Once. After many shots.

backthepack

That Estonia speed-skater Saskia is so hot. The hottest chick at the olympics.