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  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Fake news. Trump would talk about himself more and he doesn't talk about himself in third person that much.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited January 2018
    Flagged for linking to a pay - to - read article. You think I'm going to pay to read New York Times shit? I wouldn't give those Pravda flakes a single corroded penny.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,237 Founders Club

    Flagged for linking to a pay - to - read article. You think I'm going to pay to read New York Times shit? I wouldn't give those Pravda flakes a single corroded penny.

    Donald Trump will attend the World Economic Forum’s annual conference in Davos, Switzerland, on Thursday and Friday. The New York Times has obtained a copy of the president’s remarks. Check against delivery.

    Fellow plutocrats!

    I know you’re as glad to see me as I am to see you. No, really. Like, I know you voted for Trump. Or maybe you didn’t vote for me, because your wives, if you had voted for me, they’d withhold sex. But, when I won, in your hearts, you were very happy. And now you’re all so much richer, and your wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, whatever — I’m a very tolerant person — they aren’t withholding, probably.

    Am I right? I’m right.

    It’s been an amazing, amazing year. The New York Times, such losers! Right after I won, they predicted the stock market would never recover. Every week, it’s Trump is destroying this, Trump is blowing up that, and has the world ended yet? Yet here we are, folks. No. 1 in fake news, the failing Times.

    As I said, you’re all doing very, very well. The markets are up, up, up, like never before. Seven, eight trillion dollars in market cap since Trump was elected. Biggest tax cut in history, believe me. Apple, Google, Microsoft, all these companies bringing home trillions in overseas cash. How’s your share price doing? If you have a problem with it, let’s have a show of hands. No hands. Thought so.

    I couldn’t help but notice on my way in how much snow you’ve got here in Davos, five, six feet. Global warming, uh-huh. When it’s hot, it’s global warming, and when it’s cold, it’s climate change. It’s like, heads I win, tails you lose. But people aren’t stupid.

    That’s why I took the United States out of that terrible Paris deal. Rex Tillerson, who’s doing a terrific job as secretary of state, he said, “Mr. President, you just can’t pull out like that! What about our allies?” O.K., maybe Rex isn’t doing such a terrific job, we’ll see about Rex.

    Anyway, I know you all have your climate plans and corporate social responsibility B.S., but none of you believes a word of it. The difference between us is that you keep quiet so that you’ll look good at Davos, but I don’t. I say all the stuff you’re too afraid to say. I say the truth, and people love me.

    I also say that Haiti is a, well, not such a nice place. Let’s have another show of hands if you plan to move your wife and kids to Haiti anytime soon. I didn’t think so. Wonderful, hard-working people, by the way, the Haitians. Many of them work at my properties in Florida as groundskeepers, maids, that kind of stuff. Ask them, they love me too.

    So what am I doing here? I read the papers — believe me, I read, I’m, like, the best reader, you know I went to Wharton? — and I know this is all supposed to be about how you’re all Davos Men and I’m Mr. America First, and it’s, you know, never the twain shall meet.

    Whatever. We’re businessmen. We think the same way. You want to turn a profit and beat the competition. You don’t want to get crushed. And you’ll do what you need to do and say what you need to say to win.

    That’s the way the world is, folks. You think China doesn’t know this? You think Russia — and you know this Russia story, collusion, there was no collusion, none — doesn’t know? Why do you think they keep winning? China is getting bigger, stronger, while Europe just gets smaller and weaker. Angela Merkel, sorry, but she’s a total joke. Lets in a million Muslims, illegals, terrorists probably, in one year, and the German people don’t like it at all. Remember, a year ago, how it was like, “Merkel is the real leader of the free world”? Now she barely leads her own government.

    She should have built a wall. Not smart!

    Anyway, China. Last year, Xi — we have a terrific relationship, by the way, Xi and I, but he could be a lot better on North Korea, believe me — Xi was here in Davos, saying he was, like, Mr. Globalization. And everyone was like, ooh, ahh, China’s taking over, and adios America.

    You have got to be kidding me. Have any of you here had your trade secrets stolen by China? Any of you think the Chinese play fair? You like human rights in China, pollution in China? Do some of you want to live in a world run by Xi? Because, be my guest.

    But if you don’t, then things have to change. It can’t be, we’ll play by all the rules, like a bunch of little girls, and China gets to cheat, and pretend that that’s O.K. Because, believe me, cheaters always win. Nobody knows this better than me.

    So that has got to stop. That’s my message to you people. Do you want America first or China first? I’m saying, it’s your choice. But if it’s America first you want, then you’re going to stop playing us for suckers.

    We aren’t going to pay your bills while you take our jobs. We aren’t going to fight your battles if you aren’t going to buy our products. We aren’t going to let you get rich off of us, if we can’t get richer off of you. We’re stronger than you and we’re going to stay that way. We can leave the surrender stuff to our European friends. Got it?

    You want America to be nice, we can be very nice, I’m very nice, isn’t that right, Klaus? But, we’re not stupid, believe me.

    Enjoy your snow day, people.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    Flagged for linking to a pay - to - read article. You think I'm going to pay to read New York Times shit?

    Oh fuck OBK you are so fucking busted! You get 10 free articles per month at the NYT so sound to me like you've exceeded your allotment.

    #fakeconservative
    #cuckinducksclothing
    I spent my allotment clicking on Boobs, AZDuck and Hondo lynx.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,237 Founders Club

    Thread is already struggling

    This a good thread. Believe me. I know a good thread when I see one.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,237 Founders Club

    Still didn't read

    Stephens is a never, but he's still giving him some compliments here. Read it. It's funny.
  • CirrhosisDawg
    CirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
    edited January 2018
    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,817 Founders Club
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter

    Still didn't read

    Best unread thread of the year so far.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,035 Standard Supporter
    edited January 2018

    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?

    Seriously: Why do your posts read so much like they're written by a fat, hairy-legged, man-hating lesbian?

    Is your wife poasting for you?
  • CirrhosisDawg
    CirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
    Dude61 said:

    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?

    If Democrats accept Trump's DACA deal they alienate their far left base by caving on the wall. If they reject the deal, they alienate everyone else by being AmericaLast. By sweetening a deal Democrat leadership cannot accept, Trump completely marginalizes them for 11/2018. Get it?
    Got it. Amnesty Don is granting 1.8 million illegals a path to citizenship. Taxpayers, not Mexico like the baboon promised, are paying for the wall.
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Dude61 said:

    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?

    If Democrats accept Trump's DACA deal they alienate their far left base by caving on the wall. If they reject the deal, they alienate everyone else by being AmericaLast. By sweetening a deal Democrat leadership cannot accept, Trump completely marginalizes them for 11/2018. Get it?
    At what point do our politicians make decisions on what's in the best interest of our country rather than their pocket book? Sounds like you prefer the latter.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,817 Founders Club
    I believe that the deal on the table is amnesty for DACA kids which I always supported in return for everything else I want. I don't think that is 1.8 million. Chain lightning immigration is not part of the deal

    We were never as simple minded as you thought bro. Sorry to disappoint

    This is a win for America. The democrats own base don't like the open borders policy. Helps Trump IMO
  • Dude61
    Dude61 Member Posts: 1,254
    edited January 2018

    Dude61 said:

    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?

    If Democrats accept Trump's DACA deal they alienate their far left base by caving on the wall. If they reject the deal, they alienate everyone else by being AmericaLast. By sweetening a deal Democrat leadership cannot accept, Trump completely marginalizes them for 11/2018. Get it?
    Got it. Amnesty Don is granting 1.8 million illegals a path to citizenship. Taxpayers, not Mexico like the baboon promised, are paying for the wall.
    If Trump does offer a path to citizenship, it will force 1.8MM illegals out of the woodwork to register. The path will be 12 long years and merit based. Fuck up once and you are deported. NAFTA will be renegotiated to pay for the wall.

    Democrats do not want amnesty for DACA recipients, they want identity politics as a campaign issue for 22/18. Trump gets that and is denying them what they want.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?

    Wait until He comes up with a Comprehensive immigration solution that allows not just DACA recipients a path towards citizenship but also those without felonies that have been here 10 years or more.

    What will you have to bleed out your vag about then?
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,817 Founders Club
    2001400ex said:

    Dude61 said:

    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?

    If Democrats accept Trump's DACA deal they alienate their far left base by caving on the wall. If they reject the deal, they alienate everyone else by being AmericaLast. By sweetening a deal Democrat leadership cannot accept, Trump completely marginalizes them for 11/2018. Get it?
    At what point do our politicians make decisions on what's in the best interest of our country rather than their pocket book? Sounds like you prefer the latter.
    How are illegals good for the country? We know they are good for votes for the democrats and cheap labor for the Chamber of Commerce GOP

    Sounds like you got it backwards

    Again
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    2001400ex said:

    Dude61 said:

    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?

    If Democrats accept Trump's DACA deal they alienate their far left base by caving on the wall. If they reject the deal, they alienate everyone else by being AmericaLast. By sweetening a deal Democrat leadership cannot accept, Trump completely marginalizes them for 11/2018. Get it?
    At what point do our politicians make decisions on what's in the best interest of our country rather than their pocket book? Sounds like you prefer the latter.
    Why the sudden shift, hondo? Why this morning do you suddenly support the United States of America vs. well, anyone?
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,038

    I believe that the deal on the table is amnesty for DACA kids which I always supported in return for everything else I want. I don't think that is 1.8 million. Chain lightning immigration is not part of the deal

    We were never as simple minded as you thought bro. Sorry to disappoint

    This is a win for America. The democrats own base don't like the open borders policy. Helps Trump IMO






    You mean the blacks don't like the browns?

  • CirrhosisDawg
    CirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
    Dude61 said:

    Dude61 said:

    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?

    If Democrats accept Trump's DACA deal they alienate their far left base by caving on the wall. If they reject the deal, they alienate everyone else by being AmericaLast. By sweetening a deal Democrat leadership cannot accept, Trump completely marginalizes them for 11/2018. Get it?
    Got it. Amnesty Don is granting 1.8 million illegals a path to citizenship. Taxpayers, not Mexico like the baboon promised, are paying for the wall.
    If Trump does offer a path to citizenship, it will force 1.8MM illegals out of the woodwork to register. The path will be 12 long years and merit based. Fuck up once and you are deported. NAFTA will be renegotiated to pay for the wall.

    Democrats do not want amnesty for DACA recipients, they want identity politics as a campaign issue for 22/18. Trump gets that and is denying them what they want.
    And race just claimed trump supporters are not as simple minded as I assumed. Very funny.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,237 Founders Club
    edited January 2018

    I believe that the deal on the table is amnesty for DACA kids which I always supported in return for everything else I want. I don't think that is 1.8 million. Chain lightning immigration is not part of the deal

    We were never as simple minded as you thought bro. Sorry to disappoint

    This is a win for America. The democrats own base don't like the open borders policy. Helps Trump IMO

    The Wall - which I still think is more symbolism than substance (crackdown on employing illegals, e verify, etc is more important) for some amnesty is a GOOD deal and I agree with it from a policy stand point. It has the benefit of showing the restless Natives that we are DOING SOMETHING. $25 Billion is a drop in the bucket for this.

    Now imagine if Trump wasn't such a boob and was capable of not stepping on his own limp dick over and over. He might have an approval rating in the low 50s. They way in which a President carries himself matter.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    2001400ex said:

    Dude61 said:

    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?

    If Democrats accept Trump's DACA deal they alienate their far left base by caving on the wall. If they reject the deal, they alienate everyone else by being AmericaLast. By sweetening a deal Democrat leadership cannot accept, Trump completely marginalizes them for 11/2018. Get it?
    At what point do our politicians make decisions on what's in the best interest of our country rather than their pocket book? Sounds like you prefer the latter.
    How are illegals good for the country? We know they are good for votes for the democrats and cheap labor for the Chamber of Commerce GOP

    Sounds like you got it backwards

    Again
    You answered the fucking question.

    That produce won't pick itself.
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457

    2001400ex said:

    Dude61 said:

    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?

    If Democrats accept Trump's DACA deal they alienate their far left base by caving on the wall. If they reject the deal, they alienate everyone else by being AmericaLast. By sweetening a deal Democrat leadership cannot accept, Trump completely marginalizes them for 11/2018. Get it?
    At what point do our politicians make decisions on what's in the best interest of our country rather than their pocket book? Sounds like you prefer the latter.
    How are illegals good for the country? We know they are good for votes for the democrats and cheap labor for the Chamber of Commerce GOP

    Sounds like you got it backwards

    Again
    Please to be telling me how a border wall will suddenly reduce illegal immigrants. You act like there's currently no control over the border.
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072

    2001400ex said:

    Dude61 said:

    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?

    If Democrats accept Trump's DACA deal they alienate their far left base by caving on the wall. If they reject the deal, they alienate everyone else by being AmericaLast. By sweetening a deal Democrat leadership cannot accept, Trump completely marginalizes them for 11/2018. Get it?
    At what point do our politicians make decisions on what's in the best interest of our country rather than their pocket book? Sounds like you prefer the latter.
    How are illegals good for the country? We know they are good for votes for the democrats and cheap labor for the Chamber of Commerce GOP

    Sounds like you got it backwards

    Again
    You answered the fucking question.

    That produce won't pick itself.
    It’s why we have machines.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,038
    2001400ex said:

    2001400ex said:

    Dude61 said:

    Meanwhile, while the orange buffoon mixes with the global elite and the third lady commandeers a 757 to fly her solo post-stormy Daniels to Florida, the administration proposes amnesty for 1.8 million in exchange for a $25 billion Wall and border security package.

    Maga?

    If Democrats accept Trump's DACA deal they alienate their far left base by caving on the wall. If they reject the deal, they alienate everyone else by being AmericaLast. By sweetening a deal Democrat leadership cannot accept, Trump completely marginalizes them for 11/2018. Get it?
    At what point do our politicians make decisions on what's in the best interest of our country rather than their pocket book? Sounds like you prefer the latter.
    How are illegals good for the country? We know they are good for votes for the democrats and cheap labor for the Chamber of Commerce GOP

    Sounds like you got it backwards

    Again
    Please to be telling me how a border wall will suddenly reduce illegal immigrants. You act like there's currently no control over the border.
    Pssst.

    There's no control over the border.