Seattle NHL team name?

ThomasFremont

http://www.king5.com/article/sports/13-possible-seattle-nhl-team-names-someone-already-registered-domains-for-them/281-509575089

#TeamKraken

Doog_de_Jour

ThomasFremont said:

http://www.king5.com/article/sports/13-possible-seattle-nhl-team-names-someone-already-registered-domains-for-them/281-509575089

#TeamKraken

Kraken is the most badass name on the list of pretty lame candidates:

• Seattle Cougars
  
• Seattle Eagles
  
• Seattle Emeralds
  
• Seattle Evergreens
  
• Seattle Firebirds
  
• Seattle Kraken
  
• Seattle Rainiers
  
• Seattle Renegades
  
• Seattle Sea Lions
  
• Seattle Seals
  
• Seattle Sockeyes
  
• Seattle Totems
  
• Seattle Whales
  

Cougars?!? WTF?

doogie

Didn’t the Times or someone have a poll a few years back picking Orca as the winner?

Seattle Free Willies

dnc

Should be the Metros.

Gives a nod to the cities championship winning NHL history, while also capturing how fabulous the city has become.

RaceBannon

Totems.

Actually saw a few of their games before NHL expansion

Doog_de_Jour

dnc said:

Should be the Metros.

Gives a nod to the cities championship winning NHL history, while also capturing how fabulous the city has become.

I forgot about that! I guess they were the first US team to win the Stanley Cup.

https://youtu.be/BROy2xyt0ik

dnc

Doog_de_Jour said:

dnc said:

Should be the Metros.

Gives a nod to the cities championship winning NHL history, while also capturing how fabulous the city has become.

I forgot about that! I guess they were the first US team to win the Stanley Cup.

https://youtu.be/BROy2xyt0ik

Race was there!

TheHB

Outdoor Defecators

doogie

Seattle Metrosexuals does kinda work.

DawgWagonDan

Seattle Breakers


or Totems

DerekJohnson

How about the Seattle Fightin' Peace Activists?

UW_Doog_Bot

The Seattle Red Guard.

doogie

I’m told Sockeyes is gaining steam for the double-entendre.

TierbsHsotBoobs

doogie said:

I’m told Sockeyes is gaining steam for the double-entendre.

Pinksocks would work too

greenblood

The Seattle Rainbow Crosswalks

ThomasFremont

greenblood said:

The Seattle Rainbow Crosswalks

Lots of uniform color combinations!

CuntWaffle

Totems or GTFO

CaptainPJ

dnc said:

Should be the Hipsters.

Gives a nod to the Millenial Amazonian douche bags invading the NW that need a full fuckng cross checking.

You are usually crisp, had to touch that one up for ya

LebamDawg

sincde there is no team - Seattle Homeless and the city can then add another 50 million in taxes to keep them homeless

GrundleStiltzkin

Seattle Sustainables

Purple_Pills

Here's a few suggestions:

Seattle Suicide:

Fan chant: "(insert city name here) (insert NHL nickname here) GO KILL YOURSELF!" It would be Seattle projecting its alleged suicidal tendencies towards the opponents rather than the opposite.


Seattle Assault Rifles:

Pat Hill fucking tuff nickname. Assault rifles are the scariest thing on planet earth today. Scarier than a nuclear North Korea, global warming, Russian spies, and nano assassin robots, combined!


Seattle Steelheads:

An ode to the steel brained 'elect K-MartShaman Iwant to the city council fucking stupid' city of Seattle voter.



Seattle Seagulls:

Too close to Seahawks but the bird dropping covered alternative jersey would be the most alternative alternative-jersey out there.