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doogie

If Peterman doesn’t start culling the herd and sending you recruits, how does Central ever hope to win a Natty?

ApostleofGrief

doogie said:

If Peterman doesn’t start culling the herd and sending you recruits, how does Central ever hope to win a Natty?

We're building a new stadium with unaffordable luxury suites, a subway you can ride to the game, removing the track, large jumbotron that blares nonstop shit, blowing off clouds of red smoke as the team takes the field, extending games by an hour to accommodate all the commercial timeouts, and getting all recruits from California.

Actually the new stadium is in the works, but in reality, Central is doing great. The only loss of the season was to the team that won the natty, and Central was blowing them out in the first half. They came out of the locker room and coasted, so lost in OT.

oregonblitzkrieg

ApostleofGrief said:

doogie said:

If Peterman doesn’t start culling the herd and sending you recruits, how does Central ever hope to win a Natty?

We're building a new stadium with unaffordable luxury suites, a subway you can ride to the game, removing the track, large jumbotron that blares nonstop shit, blowing off clouds of red smoke as the team takes the field, extending games by an hour to accommodate all the commercial timeouts, and getting all recruits from California.

Actually the new stadium is in the works, but in reality, Central is doing great. The only loss of the season was to the team that won the natty, and Central was blowing them out in the first half. They came out of the locker room and coasted, so lost in OT.

I thought it was a point of pride with you as a Central fan that:

“Over the last four years, we signed more Washington high school kids to scholarships than Washington, Washington State and Eastern Washington combined. The Wildcats, who don’t offer full-ride scholarships like the large schools, have 97 players (including non-scholarship players) from Washington on their roster. Eastern has 76, UW has 40 and WSU 33. Central’s Evergreen roster includes 46 players from South Sound high schools."

ApostleofGrief

oregonblitzkrieg said:

ApostleofGrief said:

doogie said:

If Peterman doesn’t start culling the herd and sending you recruits, how does Central ever hope to win a Natty?

We're building a new stadium with unaffordable luxury suites, a subway you can ride to the game, removing the track, large jumbotron that blares nonstop shit, blowing off clouds of red smoke as the team takes the field, extending games by an hour to accommodate all the commercial timeouts, and getting all recruits from California.

Actually the new stadium is in the works, but in reality, Central is doing great. The only loss of the season was to the team that won the natty, and Central was blowing them out in the first half. They came out of the locker room and coasted, so lost in OT.

I thought it was a point of pride with you as a Central fan that:

“Over the last four years, we signed more Washington high school kids to scholarships than Washington, Washington State and Eastern Washington combined. The Wildcats, who don’t offer full-ride scholarships like the large schools, have 97 players (including non-scholarship players) from Washington on their roster. Eastern has 76, UW has 40 and WSU 33. Central’s Evergreen roster includes 46 players from South Sound high schools."

It means that high school football is strong in the state... it's an entire ecosystem, not just huskeis and couugs. Really nobody gives a fuck, including me, where the players come from though, ultimately. Scoreboard baby.