Duckfighter Illustrated: Season Preview in Review

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Duckfighter Illustrated: Season Preview in Review

Race Bannon looks back at the season that was and the season to come for you soft-ass losers 

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Mad_Son

Great read. Very classy to not call out individuals like Myles Bryant

allpurpleallgold

Not your best effort.

YellowSnow

Pete's out of house money.

2001400ex

I read it.

Gilbystaint

Good read. I am off to perspective beach.

creepycoug

Race,

U are an adopted DAWG!

We think of our family as a very TIGHT, CLOSE group. So, you know, you need to prove your loyalty. We already know you are intelligent, but what we really want to see on the DAWG side is you being able to sing "Bow Down to Washington." Chosen as one of the top fight songs in college football.

Looking forward to adding more Dawgs to our huge Husky Nation. It'S ALL about the DAWG life!

Welcome to the Dawg family. Now, here is your homework. Learn the words to "Bow Down to Washington." Here is a link to the song and words.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vT57gi1s9rA

AEB

It’s ironic that I too never call out players for shitty performances like Myles Bryant or reneging on their verbal commitments only to seriously injure their back after Ivan gets a hold of them like Marlon Tulipolutu.

halfbrainmanmolder

"The ugly specter of another season of Jake Browning hangs over this program like a dark cloud of radioactive rain. ..."

How very true. It really sucked the joy out of watching Husky football in 2017 for me. Can't imagine how the players feel when arguably the single most important position on your football team is manned by someone who will shit his pants in big games/crucial moments. Likely akin to going to war on a battleship with your helmsman being a coward who under pressure will likely run your ship into iceberg when the going gets tough.

Swaye

Anyone have any of the dick pics sent to Erin Andrews?

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

Anyone have any of the dick pics sent to Erin Andrews?

I would post them in the Wam but Derek is a prude

creepycoug

halfbrainmanmolder said:

"The ugly specter of another season of Jake Browning hangs over this program like a dark cloud of radioactive rain. ..."

How very true. It really sucked the joy out of watching Husky football in 2017 for me. Can't imagine how the players feel when arguably the single most important position on your football team is manned by someone who will shit his pants in big games/crucial moments. Likely akin to going to war on a battleship with your helmsman being a coward who under pressure will likely run your ship into iceberg when the going gets tough.

I cannot recall another progrum that hated its QB more than you degenerates hate Brownlee. I hate him and I barely care.

tenndawg

***** 5 Stars "A riveting masterpiece !!!"

I laughed, I cried, I whacked off to My Little Pony and became a "Brony"

Pitchfork51

"The sticking point is said to be China, who lost a lot of face by joining up with the PAC 12. The Chinese have asked Larry Scott to meet with them in a North Korean death camp to iron out the details.

Looking ahead to next season there will be a full slate of truck races and late night ball games on Tuesday and Thursday followed by a quick turnaround for a Saturday morning game in Beijing."


i chortled
nice work old man

RaceBannon

Pitchfork51 said:

"The sticking point is said to be China, who lost a lot of face by joining up with the PAC 12. The Chinese have asked Larry Scott to meet with them in a North Korean death camp to iron out the details.

Looking ahead to next season there will be a full slate of truck races and late night ball games on Tuesday and Thursday followed by a quick turnaround for a Saturday morning game in Beijing."


i chortled
nice work old man

Chortled is very old man

Swaye

RaceBannon said:

Pitchfork51 said:

"The sticking point is said to be China, who lost a lot of face by joining up with the PAC 12. The Chinese have asked Larry Scott to meet with them in a North Korean death camp to iron out the details.

Looking ahead to next season there will be a full slate of truck races and late night ball games on Tuesday and Thursday followed by a quick turnaround for a Saturday morning game in Beijing."


i chortled
nice work old man

Chortled is very old man

When I think Bitchfork, I think old soul.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

RaceBannon said:

Pitchfork51 said:

"The sticking point is said to be China, who lost a lot of face by joining up with the PAC 12. The Chinese have asked Larry Scott to meet with them in a North Korean death camp to iron out the details.

Looking ahead to next season there will be a full slate of truck races and late night ball games on Tuesday and Thursday followed by a quick turnaround for a Saturday morning game in Beijing."


i chortled
nice work old man

Chortled is very old man

When I think Bitchfork, I think old soul.

da fuck

EsophagealFeces

I’m probably the only one under the age of 40 that caught the Eagles reference, which is a telltale sign that I’m a complete faggot.

minion_doog

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

RaceBannon said:

Pitchfork51 said:

"The sticking point is said to be China, who lost a lot of face by joining up with the PAC 12. The Chinese have asked Larry Scott to meet with them in a North Korean death camp to iron out the details.

Looking ahead to next season there will be a full slate of truck races and late night ball games on Tuesday and Thursday followed by a quick turnaround for a Saturday morning game in Beijing."


i chortled
nice work old man

Chortled is very old man

When I think Bitchfork, I think old soul.

da fuck

In my mind I'm adding a slapping sound to her subtle rhythmic oscillation but I really shouldn't

DerekJohnson

RaceBannon said:

Pitchfork51 said:

"The sticking point is said to be China, who lost a lot of face by joining up with the PAC 12. The Chinese have asked Larry Scott to meet with them in a North Korean death camp to iron out the details.

Looking ahead to next season there will be a full slate of truck races and late night ball games on Tuesday and Thursday followed by a quick turnaround for a Saturday morning game in Beijing."


i chortled
nice work old man

Chortled is very old man

I used chortled in a conversation yesterday while talking to a woman colleague. To which I immediately thought, "well that probably sounded retarded."

dnc

DerekJohnson said:

RaceBannon said:

Pitchfork51 said:

"The sticking point is said to be China, who lost a lot of face by joining up with the PAC 12. The Chinese have asked Larry Scott to meet with them in a North Korean death camp to iron out the details.

Looking ahead to next season there will be a full slate of truck races and late night ball games on Tuesday and Thursday followed by a quick turnaround for a Saturday morning game in Beijing."


i chortled
nice work old man

Chortled is very old man

I used chortled in a conversation yesterday while talking to a woman colleague. To which I immediately thought, "well that probably sounded retarded."

I chortled