OFFICIAL USC sucks at everything thread

TierbsHsotBoobs

41-35 Huskies at the half on the CHINNOVATION Channel.

BrickSquad

CuntWaffle

It's weird watching a team that can do basic shit like run an efficient inbound play, rebound the basketball, and pass the ball around to find an open shot.

CuntWaffle

I'm confused. I thought when being pressured with a full court press you were suppose to have 3 players behind backcourt passing the ball backwards. I don't understand this get the ball upcourt and find a wide open man for a basket thing.

CuntWaffle

Aren't you suppose to miss your free throws while defending a 8 point lead with 2 minutes left?

CuntWaffle

LOL THYBULLE!

UWhuskytskeet

What a cool day to be a Trojan man!

Boner

CuntWaffle said:

LOL THYBULLE!

I didn't catch most of the game. Was he getting chirpy with someone or was that dunk because he kind of sucked at the end?

CuntWaffle

Boner said:

CuntWaffle said:

LOL THYBULLE!

I didn't catch most of the game. Was he getting chirpy with someone or was that dunk because he kind of sucked at the end?

Probably frustrated because inside 10 minutes Pac12RefsFuckingStupid called a foul every single time down court when USC had the ball.

dhdawg

I actually saw a team today that played composed and finished a late lead.

Imagine that

Gladstone

Jen statue. Now.

2001400ex

Holy shit nice win. SC was in the 30s in RPI and sagarin ratings.

RhythmicSlappingDawg

This basketball team does not suck.

BayDawg

Jesus LoRo was shit. Doesnt even look like the same players. What the fuck was he doing the last 5 years? We appear to be prepared, disciplined and organized. Hopkins isnt Red Aurbach, but he sure looks like it in comparason.

Coaching matters. Who knew?

theknowledge

This team appears headed to at least the NIT. Barring a total collapse that would be a pretty good badge for Hopkins. Going from 9 wins to the post season with the same team minus the number one overall pick is pretty impressive. Even Timmons looks like a serviceable Pac 12 big man. Who'd a thunk it?

theknowledge

Cohen's hires seem to be pretty solid so far. She closed Pete, fired LoRo, hired Hopkins, let Neighbors walk, and hired the crazy looking chick with 80s Lynnwood hair who seems to make her team full of shitty players competitive against teams that should by all rights run the DWAGS out of the gym. So far so good. I'll chip in a dime for that full figured statue.

CuntWaffle

theknowledge said:

Cohen's hires seem to be pretty solid so far. She closed Pete, fired LoRo, hired Hopkins, let Neighbors walk, and hired the crazy looking chick with 80s Lynnwood hair who seems to make her team full of shitty players competitive against teams that should by all rights run the DWAGS out of the gym. So far so good. I'll chip in a dime for that full figured statue.

I will give her credit for Hopkins. Petersen chose Washington though. He pretty much called the AD and was like "Listen, I am going to come coach football at your school and you are going to pay me a fuckload of money to do it. Send that little bitch Woodward over on a plane to Boise with a contract."

BrickSquad

theknowledge said:

Cohen's hires seem to be pretty solid so far. She closed Pete, fired LoRo, hired Hopkins, let Neighbors walk, and hired the crazy looking chick with 80s Lynnwood hair who seems to make her team full of shitty players competitive against teams that should by all rights run the DWAGS out of the gym. So far so good. I'll chip in a dime for that full figured statue.

Cohen has been great. I was skeptical about hiring within but she proved me wrong.

bananasnblondes

theknowledge said:

Cohen's hires seem to be pretty solid so far. She closed Pete, fired LoRo, hired Hopkins, let Neighbors walk, and hired the crazy looking chick with 80s Lynnwood hair who seems to make her team full of shitty players competitive against teams that should by all rights run the DWAGS out of the gym. So far so good. I'll chip in a dime for that full figured statue.

What does that asshole @DerekJohnson have to say now?

FreeChavez

Can someone explain to me what a Road win in conference feels like?

PineapplePirate

FreeChavez said:

Can someone explain to me what a Road win in conference feels like?

I watched the first 3 minutes of the game, Timmins dunked it on USC twice, I was rolling on the floor laughing.