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PineapplePirate

Kids go there because it’s warm and it’s in LA they can put their small willies in blondes and they can meet movie stars on campus. Football comes last, football is their currency for acquiring everything else but it’s not what they go to UCLA to do. No star recruit ever picked UCLA to play football. That’s why they’re soft, they will always be soft, and they will always shit the bed and underperform. When a kid chooses UCLA the rest of the schools are relieved they dodged a whiney man-bitch that could have sucked their thumb on the sideline of their football games. Sometimes you don’t know who the bitches are in life until they commit to UCLA.

CuntWaffle

Doogles said:

Double blow post, but I remember reading an article where Lesean Mccoy was talking about how he made the players wear sleep monitors and super Stalin like control policies.

He's cutting edge cutthroat looking for any advantage.

When you're winning, it works, but as soon as you hit a bump the implosion is accelerated.

That kind of stuff also works on college kids a lot better. Not so much on grown men who need their egos stroked. Professional sports is a lot more controlling these egos than it is actual coaching.

YellowSnow

UCLA is just so damn sexy compared to us. How the fuck are we supposed to compete?

PineapplePirate

YellowSnow said:

UCLA is just so damn sexy compared to us. How the fuck are we supposed to compete?

With Trey Adams and his girlfriend.

RaceBannon

YellowSnow said:

UCLA is just so damn sexy compared to us. How the fuck are we supposed to compete?

This Bruin played Ted Bundy who was a Husky

RaceBannon

Mark Harmon's dad won the Heisman at Michigan and had a syndicated weekly football picks column

In newspapers. Huh?

Purple_Pills

YellowSnow said:

Win a half Natty at 9-0 and then Pop Off.

Nice pic of the LA Colesium. Maybe UCLA should move back and return to their NC glory.

uzi

RaceBannon said:

I wouldn't bet against Chip. But idk @CuntWaffle makes some good points. At Oregon Chip was already there and was installing his toughness and speed offense attack. It could take a lot of turnover at UCLA to get similar results.

But if Chip recruits to UCLA and gets them to play the league is in trouble. He lost 3 league games in 4 years at Oregon. Petersen would need to go 17-1 the next two years to match that run.

True. He was .500 against the only good teams he faced in the Pac during his tenure.

His hurry-up zone read blur dominated the rest of the dreck.

PurpleReign

YellowSnow said:

UCLA is just so damn sexy compared to us. How the fuck are we supposed to compete?

IPIIHB.

vadawg

RaceBannon said:

I wouldn't bet against Chip. But idk @CuntWaffle makes some good points. At Oregon Chip was already there and was installing his toughness and speed offense attack. It could take a lot of turnover at UCLA to get similar results.

But if Chip recruits to UCLA and gets them to play the league is in trouble. He lost 3 league games in 4 years at Oregon. Petersen would need to go 17-1 the next two years to match that run.

Chip had Phils money, nikes jobs, facilities that are second to none, and massive coffee cups at PEugene. He also still has to deal with higher school standards than anything he dealt with at UO. On top of that, his playing philosophy was new 10 years ago. Not anymore.

Chip will fail at UCLA. Cook it fags.