ok nerds - DC/marvel movies

jecornel

Nothing will top Nolan's Batman movies, so we can just leave those films out of the discussion.

Wonder Woman is second. Actually a solid flick. Thor Ragnarok solid, Guardians 1 good, 2 awful. Winter Soldier decent.

Everything after that pure shit and dreck.

Pitchfork51

Wonder woman had some pretty good action scenes

Plus I jerked off twice.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

The late 2000s/early 2010s Batman movies were great. I haven't seen anything else besides Batman vs. Superman and a Hulk movie about 10 years ago. I've heard the comic book movies are going full SJW, so no thanks.

PurpleThrobber

Fuck.

Deadpool or suck my dick.

Plus I want to give Morena Baccarin the Throbber.

jhfstyle24

I think because the universes are set so differently they need to be ranked individually. I tend to enjoy the darker feel of the DCEU more, but they're shit. Marvel goes for campy and makes it work. So I'll rank them separately.

Marvel
1. Iron Man (2008)
2. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
3. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
4. The Avengers (2012)
5. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
6. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
7. Thor (2011)
8. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
10. Doctor Strange (2016)
11. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (2017)
12. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
13. Iron Man 2 (2010)
14. Ant-Man (2015)
15. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
16. Iron Man 3 (2013)
17. The Incredible Hulk (2008)


DC
1. Wonder Woman (2017)
2. Man of Steel (2013)
3. Justice League (2017)
4. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
5. Suicide Squad (2016)

Pitchfork51

jhfstyle24 said:

I think because the universes are set so differently they need to be ranked individually. I tend to enjoy the darker feel of the DCEU more, but they're shit. Marvel goes for campy and makes it work. So I'll rank them separately.

Marvel
1. Iron Man (2008)
2. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
3. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
4. The Avengers (2012)
5. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
6. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
7. Thor (2011)
8. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
10. Doctor Strange (2016)
11. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (2017)
12. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
13. Iron Man 2 (2010)
14. Ant-Man (2015)
15. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
16. Iron Man 3 (2013)
17. The Incredible Hulk (2008)


DC
1. Wonder Woman (2017)
2. Man of Steel (2013)
3. Justice League (2017)
4. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
5. Suicide Squad (2016)

Man you are fucking gay for rankijg more than like 5 things.


Cool:
1. Guardians
2. Iron Man
3. Dr strange


Jerkoffable:
1. Wonder woman


Faggy:

The rest

Swaye

You idiots. You wouldn't know a great comic book movie if it bit your dick. Here's the top 5 (excluding Dark Knight titles), and anybody that argues knows shit.

1) Watchmen
2) Guardians
3) V for Vendetta
4) Deadpool
5) Iron Man

Honorable Mention: 300, Avengers, Thor: Ragnarok, Logan

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

You idiots. You wouldn't know a great comic book movie if it bit your dick. Here's the top 5 (excluding Dark Knight titles), and anybody that argues knows shit.

1) Watchmen
2) Guardians
3) V for Vendetta
4) Deadpool
5) Iron Man

Honorable Mention: 300, Avengers, Thor: Ragnarok, Logan

This nerd shit is more embarrassing than fondue night.

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

You idiots. You wouldn't know a great comic book movie if it bit your dick. Here's the top 5 (excluding Dark Knight titles), and anybody that argues knows shit.

1) Watchmen
2) Guardians
3) V for Vendetta
4) Deadpool
5) Iron Man

Honorable Mention: 300, Avengers, Thor: Ragnarok, Logan

This nerd shit is more embarrassing than fondue night.

Sometimes we watch comic book movies while eating fondue. Gay squared.

CuntWaffle

Christ!

Deadpool, Logan, Ragnarok, Avengers 1, Iron Man 1 and 2, Guardians, Civil War, Winter Soldier, Spiderman Homecoming are all great flicks.

The upcoming Avengers is going to be fantastic because THANOS motherfuckers!

DC is garbage. WW was a good movie and The Dark Knight is great but everything else is complete shit... much like the entire DC universe.

Pitchfork51

I've never read a comic book.

Which makes me less of a faggot than all of you.

RoadDawg55

All of these movies suck. I always hear how good some of these movies are and I never even last through half. Wonder Woman and Doctor Strange were two recent examples.

Doogles

I much prefer the darker side of the comic book genre. Logan was really good. I actually liked Spawn from the late 90s, but admittedly haven't watched it in awhile and imagine the graphics are pretty outdated and cheesy.

I hate the the marvel ensemble shit and spinoffs. It's such a money grab and I can't keep the story timelines straight. Nobody ever dies in Marvel, they always pull it out, or if they do die they somehow come back.

I like high stakes and finality.

jecornel

Logan. That was solid.

CuntWaffle

RoadDawg55 said:

All of these movies suck. I always hear how good some of these movies are and I never even last through half. Wonder Woman and Doctor Strange were two recent examples.

That's so cool you don't like any of them

RhythmicSlappingDawg

jhfstyle24 said:

I think because the universes are set so differently they need to be ranked individually. I tend to enjoy the darker feel of the DCEU more, but they're shit. Marvel goes for campy and makes it work. So I'll rank them separately.

Marvel
1. Iron Man (2008)
2. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
3. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
4. The Avengers (2012)
5. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
6. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
7. Thor (2011)
8. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
10. Doctor Strange (2016)
11. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (2017)
12. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
13. Iron Man 2 (2010)
14. Ant-Man (2015)
15. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
16. Iron Man 3 (2013)
17. The Incredible Hulk (2008)


DC
1. Wonder Woman (2017)
2. Man of Steel (2013)
3. Justice League (2017)
4. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
5. Suicide Squad (2016)

Nerd.

RhythmicSlappingDawg

Adam West batman movies are goat. Hot bitches with good tits. A jerkoffable cat women etc.

RoadDawg55

CuntWaffle said:

RoadDawg55 said:

All of these movies suck. I always hear how good some of these movies are and I never even last through half. Wonder Woman and Doctor Strange were two recent examples.

That's so cool you don't like any of them

Hey thanks man.

Pitchfork51

RhythmicSlappingDawg said:

Adam West batman movies are goat. Hot bitches with good tits. A jerkoffable cat women etc.

I had a monster crush on Nicole Kidman in Batman forever

One of my first jerking off I imagine

DerekJohnson

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

You idiots. You wouldn't know a great comic book movie if it bit your dick. Here's the top 5 (excluding Dark Knight titles), and anybody that argues knows shit.

1) Watchmen
2) Guardians
3) V for Vendetta
4) Deadpool
5) Iron Man

Honorable Mention: 300, Avengers, Thor: Ragnarok, Logan

This nerd shit is more embarrassing than fondue night.

oregonblitzkrieg

Dr. Strange (best watched on acid or shrooms)

Guardians of the Galaxy 2