It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the kids all shit posting
And everyone toasting you be of good cheer
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest season of all
With our annual meetings and gay happy greetings
When fucktards come to call
It's the hap-happiest season of all
There'll be parties for hosting
Pumpy's posts for roasting
And mirrors covered in blow
There'll be Uncle Race stories
And tales of the glories of the
Rose Bowls long, long ago
It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much camel-toeing
Microwaves will be glowing
When Hot Pockets are near
It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be parties for hosting
and Swaye will be boasting
And passed out drunk in the snow
There'll be scary Kim stories
And tales of the glories of Sven's
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It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much camel-toeing
Microwaves will be glowing
When Hot Pockets are near
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year...
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