You know what I love?

Swaye · December 2017

I've made literally dozens of dollars sitting at my job this morning, and I haven't done one goddamn thing but do google image searches looking for funny shit to post here. Not one fucking thing.

#winning

Ice_Holmvik · December 2017

Dozens of dollars. Lol classic. Never change Swaye.

Fenderbender123 · December 2017

It sounds like you and me have the same job...

CuntWaffle · December 2017

Great scene of a great movie

NorwegianHusky · December 2017

Gay sex with guys, amirite?

Yeah, I only read the title.

Bread · December 2017

You sound poor.

Edwin_Bambino · December 2017

Step 1: Get HH account
Step 2: Fuck around at work and do nothing but look up gifs and talk shit on HH
Step 3: Get fired
Step 4: Profit?
Step 5: Drink and do drugs to forget about being fired
Step 6: Get hired at new job and repeat steps 2-5

Such is the circle of life.

YellowSnow · December 2017

Some of you fuckers need to learn to multi task. It's not hard to be a productive employee and look for Gifs and talk shit on HH.

In fact, not only does HH make better poasters, it makes better employees.

DerekJohnson · December 2017

Swaye hasn't been fired since he fell into the mechanic pit at Jiffy Lube and his boss had had enough.

For all of our joking about Swaye, he has maintained employment at Orkin for like three years now. Which is more than some of you fucktards can say.

huskyhooligan · December 2017

Swaye said:

This used to be a ring tone for a buddy of mine who fit this for just about anything. #truestory

2001400ex · December 2017

You gave the order for the middle finger chemtrail over Eugene and called it a day?

RaceBannon · December 2017

Later on today @Swaye is asked to step in for a meeting

Ice_Holmvik · December 2017

RaceBannon said:
Later on today @Swaye is asked to step in for a meeting

Wood!! Both.

Fenderbender123 · December 2017

YellowSnow said:
Some of you fuckers need to learn to multi task. It's not hard to be a productive employee and look for Gifs and talk shit on HH.

In fact, not only does HH make better poasters, it makes better employees.

I spend most of my day on HH and surfing the web. Then in the last couple hours I do an entire day worth of work. If I would work as hard during those 2 hours as I did all day, I would probably have been promoted twice and making 3x what I'm making now. But then HH wouldn't be as much of a part of my life, so it's really not worth it at all.