Times Doesn't Ask The Doog Question...

death2ducks

blogs.seattletimes.com/huskyfootball/2013/11/01/questions-abound-as-huskies-enter-november-stretch/

Kimberly and Fatters want to know what color uniforms they gunna wear the rest of the way?

[Deleted User]

I see 244 fucktards who think UW will go 4-0.

tracker

That's odd, #17 seems to be missing.

death2ducks

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I see 244 fucktards who think UW will go 4-0.

1,297 Fucktard faggots think it's 4-0 or 3-1. 2:1 think 4-0 or 3-1 vs 2-2, or worse. 67% think we're 9-3 or 8-4. What kinda bogarting shit is that? What are they smokin and not sharing? Are these fucking idiots watching something I'm not? ASU showed the recipe for beating us... Smash Price in the mouth and he'll play like a scared little girl.

death2ducks

Will the defense regain its September form?

All these questions would be better worded as, "can the Huskies play as well as they did against Boise State? The defense? Yes, except the offense will never be as kind to the defense as they were against Boise, so the real answer is, no.

Can Keith Price stay healthy, and hot?

No, what part if no do doogs not understand?

Who steps up with top receiver Kasen Williams out for the season?

It doesn't matter. KP wasn't throwing him the ball anyway.

Can the offensive line survive without Dexter Charles?

When a Soph is the best OL, it tells me that Coztello Sucks donkey dicks as a coach.

Will the road woes continue?

Why not? They have continued for 5 years. Why the fuck would they suddenly stop without above average coaching?

Southerndawg

death2ducks said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I see 244 fucktards who think UW will go 4-0.

1,297 Fucktard faggots think it's 4-0 or 3-1. 2:1 think 4-0 or 3-1 vs 2-2, or worse. 67% think we're 9-3 or 8-4. What kinda bogarting shit is that? What are they smokin and not sharing? Are these fucking idiots watching something I'm not? ASU showed the recipe for beating us... Smash Price in the mouth and he'll play like a scared little girl.

That's been the recipe, nothing new there. Sark knows this too, but seems incapable of making game time adjustments, and the defense has yet to prove they are capable of taking the game over when they really need to. Mediocrity defined, only worse. The talent is there to challenge. Major waste. Though the team is capable of better, 2-2 is realistic and fitting.

PurpleJ

Our QB should get to wear red.

PurpleJ

"0-4: It'll be a collapse of epic proportions, and Sarkisian will find himself firmly on the hot seat."
Just the hot seat? Firmly? How FIRM???

RoadDawg55

PurpleJ said:

"0-4: It'll be a collapse of epic proportions, and Sarkisian will find himself firmly on the hot seat."
Just the hot seat? Firmly? How FIRM???

That's the most troubling one. If Sark loses to Colorado, he should not even be allowed to finish out the season. If he finishes 0-4, the seat should be wooden, doused in gasoline, and Sark should be strapped to it.

CaptainPJ

RoadDawg55 said:

PurpleJ said:

"0-4: It'll be a collapse of epic proportions, and Sarkisian will find himself firmly on the hot seat."
Just the hot seat? Firmly? How FIRM???

That's the most troubling one. If Sark loses to Colorado, he should not even be allowed access to the locker room after the game.

loadsock

tracker said:

That's odd, #17 seems to be missing.

Not only that, but the Armenian isn't wearing a fucking faggoty visor either.

death2ducks

Not only that, but the Armenian isn't wearing a fucking faggoty visor either.




That's his REAL big change this year. The "new" offense is the "old" offense without a huddle.

DugtheDoog

If we go 7-5 again (likely), how will the doogs legitimately say progress this year? How will this year's 7 wins be better than last year's 7 wins, etc.? My worst fear is going 7-5, beating ball state in some shit bowl and doogs going crazy over 8 wins and "progress".

sarktastic

DugtheDoog said:

If we go 7-5 again (likely), how will the doogs legitimately say promxgress this year? How will this year's 7 wins be better than last year's 7 wins, etc.? My worst fear is going 7-5, beating ball state in some shit bowl and doogs going crazy over 8 wins and "progress".

5 wins are in the bag. The next 4 are "winnable" + the bowl game.

10 wins > 9 wins

[Deleted User]

DugtheDoog said:

If we go 7-5 again (likely), how will the doogs legitimately say progress this year? How will this year's 7 wins be better than last year's 7 wins, etc.? My worst fear is going 7-5, beating ball state in some shit bowl and doogs going crazy over 8 wins and "progress".

At 8-5 sounds like we'll have back to back hypothetical 9-4 seasons!

mobey

DugtheDoog said:

If we go 7-5 again (likely), how will the doogs legitimately say progress this year? How will this year's 7 wins be better than last year's 7 wins, etc.? My worst fear is going 7-5, beating ball state in some shit bowl and doogs going crazy over 8 wins and "progress".

Don't worry.

I thought this would happen last year and Sark managed to fuck it up.

But you're right. If we win 8 ohhhh the woodies that will be popped over Sark's breakout year.