The *REAL* reason 5* kids never sign with UW

MisterEm

dnc

There's ugly coeds at every school!

Rubberfist

I bet she can play.

backthepack

I got tinder recently and i've seen like 2 hot chicks from uw. All of the hot chicks either go to community, SPU, or Seattle U i have no clue how Seattle U has hotties though.

MisterEm

Rubberfist said:

I bet she can play.

Is that Sossebee's sister?

H_D

MisterEm said:

Already putting on their winter coats I see.

LoneStarDawg

MisterEm said:

Easily a UW 8

NeGgaPlEaSe

dnc said:

There's ugly coeds at every school!

Fresno State says fuck outta here

Baseman

backthepack said:

I got tinder recently and i've seen like 2 hot chicks from uw. All of the hot chicks either go to community, SPU, or Seattle U i have no clue how Seattle U has hotties though.

until they swiped left...

Pitchfork51

backthepack said:

I got tinder recently and i've seen like 2 hot chicks from uw. All of the hot chicks either go to community, SPU, or Seattle U i have no clue how Seattle U has hotties though.

Hot girls go to warm weather schools that are easy to get into.

How the fuck do you not know this

backthepack

Pitchfork51 said:

backthepack said:

I got tinder recently and i've seen like 2 hot chicks from uw. All of the hot chicks either go to community, SPU, or Seattle U i have no clue how Seattle U has hotties though.

Hot girls go to warm weather schools that are easy to get into.

How the fuck do you not know this

I know dis.

KevininTacoma

It’s science

Swaye

I saw some super hot bitches at UW in the early to mid 90's, but at a much lower percentage of the student body than pretty much every other school I've ever been at. There are still 10's there, just about a third as many as at another huge public school, and even less if you count schools like ASU, Texas and Florida. You can literally walk all the way across campus at any of those three schools and never lose your boner.

theknowledge

I'm not saying Pete needs to go all Pitino but with the disproportionate number of hot coeds to dreck maybe we need to put forth a boner brigade. Get twenty, twenty-five hot chicks (preferably 10 red heads) with school spirit to just be around wearing UW gear everywhere the recruits are taken. In the background buying coffee. In the bookstore buying a scarf. At the space needle smoking weed. The chicks would be white so the kids would never realize that they keep seeing the same twenty-five chicks everywhere they go. We all look alike anyway. AmIright? If you bring in a big dick like Lamb (white), repeat but replace the red heads with asians.

whuggy

theknowledge said:

I'm not saying Pete needs to go all Pitino but with the disproportionate number of hot coeds to dreck maybe we need to put forth a boner brigade. Get twenty, twenty-five hot chicks (preferably 10 red heads) with school spirit to just be around wearing UW gear everywhere the recruits are taken. In the background buying coffee. In the bookstore buying a scarf. At the space needle smoking weed. The chicks would be white so the kids would never realize that they keep seeing the same twenty-five chicks everywhere they go. We all look alike anyway. AmIright? If you bring in a big dick like Lamb (white), repeat but replace the red heads with asians.

Nah that shit happens everywhere. You're on the right track
but you got the wrong gender. 90% of the reason kids commit
to a school is how they feel they fit in with the current players.
Bring a Mormon kid in on a visit and surround him with dopers
and it aint gonna happen. I don't think this staff does a great
job deep digging on a recruit's personality and surround them with
like types on visits. I'm sure they try but since it's all sales they
must know(hope they do) you have to establish a comfort level between the
parties. We're just not particularly good at it. Petersen's role
is to close out the last 10%. Unfortunately too many of the staff
are leaving him with about a 70% close.

Houhusky

UW white girls are sub par

but if you are a white male at UW and you cant pull some fresh off the boat 8+ asain that will suck you dry, make you egg drop soup, do your homework, awkwardly laugh at you flirting with other girls, and with plans to carry you through life by becoming a doctor there is something seriously wrong with you. The number of hot asians with an extreme thirst for some white devil meat is out of control.

Dont believe me? ask @Meek

whuggy

Houhusky said:

UW white girls are sub par

but if you are a white male at UW and you cant pull some fresh off the boat 8+ asain that will suck you dry, make you egg drop soup, do your homework, awkwardly laugh at you flirting with other girls, and with plans to carry you through life by becoming a doctor there is something seriously wrong with you. The number of hot asians with an extreme thirst for some white devil meat is out of control.

Dont believe me? ask @Meek

You're right. The whole girl thing is just laughable.
These recruits have been the best player on their high school
team since sophmore year. They have been getting the best
tail since they were 15. They just assume it will continue
in college. Not a differentiating element at all in the
recruiting process.

Swaye

whuggy said:

Houhusky said:

UW white girls are sub par

but if you are a white male at UW and you cant pull some fresh off the boat 8+ asain that will suck you dry, make you egg drop soup, do your homework, awkwardly laugh at you flirting with other girls, and with plans to carry you through life by becoming a doctor there is something seriously wrong with you. The number of hot asians with an extreme thirst for some white devil meat is out of control.

Dont believe me? ask @Meek

You're right. The whole girl thing is just laughable.
These recruits have been the best player on their high school
team since sophmore year. They have been getting the best
tail since they were 15. They just assume it will continue
in college. Not a differentiating element at all in the
recruiting process.

Disagree.

Meek

Houhusky said:

UW white girls are sub par

but if you are a white male at UW and you cant pull some fresh off the boat 8+ asain that will suck you dry, make you egg drop soup, do your homework, awkwardly laugh at you flirting with other girls, and with plans to carry you through life by becoming a doctor there is something seriously wrong with you. The number of hot asians with an extreme thirst for some white devil meat is out of control.

Dont believe me? ask @Meek

nailed it.

this is exactly why i'm happy, healthy, and able to own a house in palo alto and a rental unit in san francisco, put my kid in private school and have about a million in stock options/equity grants while i continue to be incredibly average at everything. It really is a good career path.

El_K

The black UW cheerleader got lots of pub on the Jumbotron last night. gave me a true blue veiner.

theknowledge

El_K said:

The black UW cheerleader got lots of pub on the Jumbotron last night. gave me a true blue veiner.

Pics?

Of the cheerleader.
Not the blue veiner.