We signed a "Cool" Class..

ACSlaterDawg

I went to the signing day thing bc a buddy invited me.

Sark's first words were "I think we signed a cool class." How did this moron talk himself into a job?

Tui then lauded Sark for getting to three bowls & 7 wins after a 0 win season. I'm not joking. The coach I liked best was Cozetto who said this is the 5th year and we have to get it done. Also intimated he'd probably be fired if they didnt have a breakthrough season.

RaceBannon

Coz was lucky Sark didn't need a fall guy this year

TierbsHsotBoobs

Is your buddy the pitcher or the catcher in your special relationship?

MikeDamone

If I had a buddy invite me to that, I would pull him aside, kick him in the nuts and tell him to get a fucking grip. He'd thank me down the road.

ACSlaterDawg

We alternate

WedgwoodDawg

RaceBannon said:

Coz was lucky Sark didn't need a fall guy this year

Sark is holding on to that as long as he can.

Eventually, someone in the ADept. might start to question 7-6>7-6>7-6>7-6 and when that happens, Sark can throw Cozetto to the wolves and gain another 2 years.

DerekJohnson

WedgwoodDawg said:

RaceBannon said:

Coz was lucky Sark didn't need a fall guy this year

Sark is holding on to that as long as he can.

Eventually, someone in the ADept. might start to question 7-6>7-6>7-6>7-6 and when that happens, Sark can throw Cozetto to the wolves and gain another 2 years.

Plus if Sark hires Napoleon Kaufman and Brandon Roy to be on staff and roam the sidelines, he'll secure himself another 7-10 years.

MikeDamone

DerekJohnson said:

WedgwoodDawg said:

RaceBannon said:

Coz was lucky Sark didn't need a fall guy this year

Sark is holding on to that as long as he can.

Eventually, someone in the ADept. might start to question 7-6>7-6>7-6>7-6 and when that happens, Sark can throw Cozetto to the wolves and gain another 2 years.

Plus if Sark hires Napoleon Kaufman and Brandon Roy to be on staff and roam the sidelines, he'll secure himself another 7-10 years.

Kaufman can lead the prayer circles.

WedgwoodDawg

MikeDamone said:

Kaufman can lead the prayer circles.

Mark Brunell may have something to say about that.