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So, if I mashed with some chicks in my life, can they now come out and accuse me of molesting them?

uziuzi Member Posts: 1,298
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edited November 2017 in Tug Tavern
There was a time that a chick grabbed me at a party, and we went outside and mashed.

Another time, another chick made out with me at a party, and wound up in my car with her top off.

A couple of weeks later I took the 2nd chick out to dinner at a restaurant where the 1st chick happened to be a waitress (the old Triples that used to be on the west side of Lake Union). Maybe a bad move on my part, but a buddy of mine also was a waiter there, so I thought it would impress my date to get great service.

It didn't go well. I didn't even get laid that night.

So now, 30 years later, can either one of these chicks accuse me of molesting them?

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    RaccoonHarryRaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,160
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    Since I have to assume you're a nobody you're pretty safe. Only important people are in trouble.
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    uziuzi Member Posts: 1,298
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    edited November 2017

    Since I have to assume you're a nobody you're pretty safe. Only important people are in trouble.

    I'm not a nobody, but I'm also not a celebrity.

    Would it change the situation if one of these women is now married to an up and coming state senator who -- I would not be surprised at all -- might be our state attorney general in a few more election cycles? (he is on the same trajectory as our current AG, and they are buddies).

    I'm kinda worried.
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    2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
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    Depends, are you a Democrat or Republican?
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    uziuzi Member Posts: 1,298
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    2001400ex said:

    Depends, are you a Democrat or Republican?

    I'm in the middle. I've voted both ways.
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    2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
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    uzi said:

    2001400ex said:

    Depends, are you a Democrat or Republican?

    I'm in the middle. I've voted both ways.
    I'm hearing that makes you a communist. Since you are clearly left of the alt-right brietbart crowd. Which means if you look at a woman you are a molester.
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    SledogSledog Member Posts: 30,814
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    If it can help the victims political party or possibly result in a Gloria All-Red lawsuit your fucked. Unless your in tight with the Clintons then those girls are deader than Mary Jo Kopechne.
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    Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,599
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    Defined mashed
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    KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,750
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    Defined mashed

    It’s sounded a lot like 2nd base to me.
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    uziuzi Member Posts: 1,298
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    salemcoog said:

    Defined mashed

    It’s sounded a lot like 2nd base to me.
    There was some 3rd base in there as well, but it was all consentual.

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    uziuzi Member Posts: 1,298
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    Defined mashed

    Shirts off. Bra off. Pants unzipped and partly hiked down. Long french kissing with hot tongue. Moans.

    Your typical stuff when you hook up with a chick at a party but don't take her home.
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    uziuzi Member Posts: 1,298
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    uzi said:

    Defined mashed

    Shirts off. Bra off. Pants unzipped and partly hiked down. Long french kissing with hot tongue. Moans.

    Your typical stuff when you hook up with a chick at a party but don't take her home.
    Oh, and her boyfriend's friend catching us and yelling, so her pulling her shirt back on and me taking another sip of my beer.
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    Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
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    uzi said:

    Since I have to assume you're a nobody you're pretty safe. Only important people are in trouble.

    I'm not a nobody, but I'm also not a celebrity.

    Would it change the situation if one of these women is now married to an up and coming state senator who -- I would not be surprised at all -- might be our state attorney general in a few more election cycles? (he is on the same trajectory as our current AG, and they are buddies).

    I'm kinda worried.
    Your name is Uzi on a message board. You're a nobody.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,861
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    First - YKW. C'mon man.

    Second - kudos for the word 'mashed'. Totally underused term. Fuck, I miss the 80's.

    I've already played these scenarios out in my head. If some chick from my past ever went down that path, it's on. I've already decided I'm coming out gloves off, guns blazing. You want to get down in the dirt, bitch...bring it. I'm also going to out you a slut who slept with multiple frat dicks. And how you'd get sloppy drunk and rub your tits up against any cock with a blood flow. No holds barred and your kids will learn what a sororitute you really were.

    You want #metoo? Bring it. #youtoo is more like it. Have fun explaining to your husband that he wasn't your first. He'd be lucky to make the top 50.



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    YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 33,945
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    Damn the 80s sound fucking cool. We didn't say Mashed in the 90s.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,861
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    Damn the 80s sound fucking cool. We didn't say Mashed in the 90s.

    Mashed > Angst
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    AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
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    Damn the 80s sound fucking cool. We didn't say Mashed in the 90s.

    But "its shaved oh god oh god" really got its start in the 90's so you've got that going for ya
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