Deep seeded question

Mosster47

Now, I know you all want to accept Jim L Mora into your heart to be your Lord and Savior.

What if it happens and he isn't any better than Sark? Sark shits the bed and goes 6-7 this year, Woodward cans him, and Jim L takes the job.

Since the bulk of you guys have the cult thing going on where the old guy that fucks all your wives and takes your money and makes you believe he's the son of God and will change form on April 24 to look the exact same on April 25th leaving you broke with a bastard child and a whore wife, what will you do when you find out he isn't the sun of God?

If Jim L Mora comes to UW and after five seasons is a 7-6/8-5ish type coach what will the reaction be? Will you be classy and swallow poison or will you all tie Race to the train tracks and pretend like you never wanted Mora?

Discuss

dhdawg

If Mora goes 7-6 in year 1 I'll be the first guy to criticize him

Swaye

Race, as much as I like his writing and posts, has not one damn thing to do with why I like Mora. Tough. Disciplined. Has REAL expectations, not talking points. UW pedigree. Understands what kind of football we want. Proven recruiter. Better record in first year at UCLA than Sark has gotten in 4 seasons. That's why I want Mora.

To your question, if Mora comes here and throws out a .500 record for five years, I will say I was wrong, and hope he gets fired. If the ghost of Don James came back and gave us .500 ball for 5 years in a row, I would ask for him to fired also.

Nobody, including Mora, is above the program.

HTH.

TTJ

I will judge UW's next coach by the same criteria by which I've judged every UW coach: Wins and losses.

By the way, you suck at this.

DeepSeaZ

I feel like I'm getting called out.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Mosster47 said:

Now, I know you all want to accept Jim L Mora into your heart to be your Lord and Savior.

What if it happens and he isn't any better than Sark? Sark shits the bed and goes 6-7 this year, Woodward cans him, and Jim L takes the job.

Since the bulk of you guys have the cult thing going on where the old guy that fucks all your wives and takes your money and makes you believe he's the son of God and will change form on April 24 to look the exact same on April 25th leaving you broke with a bastard child and a whore wife, what will you do when you find out he isn't the sun of God?

If Jim L Mora comes to UW and after five seasons is a 7-6/8-5ish type coach what will the reaction be? Will you be classy and swallow poison or will you all tie Race to the train tracks and pretend like you never wanted Mora?

Discuss

Quook Post O' The Week!

RaceBannon

Fail

[Deleted User]

Nobody was harder on Mora than Race.

RaceBannon

By the way I don't think Mora will ever be the coach here. There's a time and a place for everything. That time was 2007. Now its like a soap opera where the young lovers never get their timing right and husky football dies in a tragic fiery crash.

Right now I want an AD who can hire a great coach and who will quickly fire the guy if he isn't. That would include Mora. Win or get the fuck out

TierbsHsotBoobs

RaceBannon said:

By the way I don't think Mora will ever be the coach here. There's a time and a place for everything. That time was 2007. Now its like a soap opera where the young lovers never get their timing right and husky football dies in a tragic fiery crash.

Right now I want an AD who can hire a great coach and who will quickly fire the guy if he isn't. That would include Mora. Win or get the fuck out

Totally agree with this.

Mora isn't downgrading.

AlCzervik

Mosster47 said:

Now, I know you all want to accept Jim L Mora into your heart to be your Lord and Savior.

What if it happens and he isn't any better than Sark? Sark shits the bed and goes 6-7 this year, Woodward cans him, and Jim L takes the job.

Since the bulk of you guys have the cult thing going on where the old guy that fucks all your wives and takes your money and makes you believe he's the son of God and will change form on April 24 to look the exact same on April 25th leaving you broke with a bastard child and a whore wife, what will you do when you find out he isn't the sun of God?

If Jim L Mora comes to UW and after five seasons is a 7-6/8-5ish type coach what will the reaction be? Will you be classy and swallow poison or will you all tie Race to the train tracks and pretend like you never wanted Mora?

Discuss

Not classy and a tad lemony: probably should stick to parking lot rape and pushing Race's granny down flights of stairs.

CaptainPJ

I will stop watching college football, as UW's next foosball coach will clearly be a blick female.

Meek

If the original post didn't convince you all to just stick with Sark because someone else might be just as bad then I can't help you.

dtd

Mosster47 said:

Now, I know you all want to accept Jim L Mora into your heart to be your Lord and Savior.

What if it happens and he isn't any better than Sark? Sark shits the bed and goes 6-7 this year, Woodward cans him, and Jim L takes the job.

Since the bulk of you guys have the cult thing going on where the old guy that fucks all your wives and takes your money and makes you believe he's the son of God and will change form on April 24 to look the exact same on April 25th leaving you broke with a bastard child and a whore wife, what will you do when you find out he isn't the sun of God?

If Jim L Mora comes to UW and after five seasons is a 7-6/8-5ish type coach what will the reaction be? Will you be classy and swallow poison or will you all tie Race to the train tracks and pretend like you never wanted Mora?

Discuss

It took me a while to realize this wasn't one of those posts where one quotes something stupid that someone else said. It was just something stupid you were actually saying.

oregonblitzkrieg

Wait a few years until it's proven Chip Kelly has failed in the NFL. Hire him and exact the perfect revenge on Oregon. It would be a revenge that would be remembered for 100 years.

TheKobeStopper

More Tebow talk?

uw2010

CaptainPJ said:

I will stop watching college football, as UW's next foosball coach will clearly be a blick female.

I hear Lionel has a new hook-up.

TierbsHsotBoobs

CaptainPJ said:

I will stop watching college football, as UW's next foosball coach will clearly be a blick female.

Condi would be an upgrade over Sark.

Simple fact.

Swaye

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Wait a few years until it's proven Chip Kelly has failed in the NFL. Hire him and exact the perfect revenge on Oregon. It would be a revenge that would be remembered for 100 years.

I would love Chip, and it has nothing to do with revenge. It has everything to do with the fact that he is a helluva football coach. It also could happen because Seattle is much more tolerant of fags than Eugene, so we have that going for us.

dnc

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

CaptainPJ said:

I will stop watching college football, as UW's next foosball coach will clearly be a blick female.

Condi would be an upgrade over Sark.

Simple fact.

We'd also never have to worry about having to figure out whether PLSS is for or against the coach that day.

CaptainPJ

uw2010 said:

CaptainPJ said:

I will stop watching college football, as UW's next foosball coach will clearly be a blick female.

I hear Lionel has a new hook-up.

Always has - she was instrumental in his hire at Stanford as a Probate