You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.
The Throbber doesn't do chicks that weigh within 60 pounds of himself.
Prefer them in the (Throbber Weight minus 75+ pounds) range.
Solve for chick weight:
The Throbber weighs 230 pounds. What is the maximum chick weight he would bone?
Ax Big Play VA and @Mosster47 for help with the maff.
I'm doing the maff and a quick back of the envelope says that you would bone a 5'5 chick that weighs 170. That's a fat chick or a she hulk. I'm disappointed in you. Your criteria should be based on BMI or body fat % estimate. You have one job around here. Do it right or don't do it at all.
Da fuq I would want to bang a midget for?
5-10, 5-11. See also Chrystal Morrison's fine ass as optimal.
Agree on the height but you're eliminating a lot of quality tail if you won't go over 150lbs:
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.
The Throbber doesn't do chicks that weigh within 60 pounds of himself.
Prefer them in the (Throbber Weight minus 75+ pounds) range.
Solve for chick weight:
The Throbber weighs 230 pounds. What is the maximum chick weight he would bone?
Ax Big Play VA and @Mosster47 for help with the maff.
I'm doing the maff and a quick back of the envelope says that you would bone a 5'5 chick that weighs 170. That's a fat chick or a she hulk. I'm disappointed in you. Your criteria should be based on BMI or body fat % estimate. You have one job around here. Do it right or don't do it at all.
Da fuq I would want to bang a midget for?
5-10, 5-11. See also Chrystal Morrison's fine ass as optimal.
Agree on the height but you're eliminating a lot of quality tail if you won't go over 150lbs:
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.
The Throbber doesn't do chicks that weigh within 60 pounds of himself.
Prefer them in the (Throbber Weight minus 75+ pounds) range.
Solve for chick weight:
The Throbber weighs 230 pounds. What is the maximum chick weight he would bone?
Ax Big Play VA and @Mosster47 for help with the maff.
I'm doing the maff and a quick back of the envelope says that you would bone a 5'5 chick that weighs 170. That's a fat chick or a she hulk. I'm disappointed in you. Your criteria should be based on BMI or body fat % estimate. You have one job around here. Do it right or don't do it at all.
Da fuq I would want to bang a midget for?
5-10, 5-11. See also Chrystal Morrison's fine ass as optimal.
Agree on the height but you're eliminating a lot of quality tail if you won't go over 150lbs:
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.
The Throbber doesn't do chicks that weigh within 60 pounds of himself.
Prefer them in the (Throbber Weight minus 75+ pounds) range.
Solve for chick weight:
The Throbber weighs 230 pounds. What is the maximum chick weight he would bone?
Ax Big Play VA and @Mosster47 for help with the maff.
I'm doing the maff and a quick back of the envelope says that you would bone a 5'5 chick that weighs 170. That's a fat chick or a she hulk. I'm disappointed in you. Your criteria should be based on BMI or body fat % estimate. You have one job around here. Do it right or don't do it at all.
Da fuq I would want to bang a midget for?
5-10, 5-11. See also Chrystal Morrison's fine ass as optimal.
Agree on the height but you're eliminating a lot of quality tail if you won't go over 150lbs:
Eliminating over 150 lbs is a good strategy.
99.9999 percent of girls over 150 are fat.
I'm even okay with 130 being the cutoff
Yes, statistically most women over 150 in society are fat, but average female height in the US is just below 5'4". In my market- i.e., 5'10" and up - 150 ain't fat.
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.
The Throbber doesn't do chicks that weigh within 60 pounds of himself.
Prefer them in the (Throbber Weight minus 75+ pounds) range.
Solve for chick weight:
The Throbber weighs 230 pounds. What is the maximum chick weight he would bone?
Ax Big Play VA and @Mosster47 for help with the maff.
I'm doing the maff and a quick back of the envelope says that you would bone a 5'5 chick that weighs 170. That's a fat chick or a she hulk. I'm disappointed in you. Your criteria should be based on BMI or body fat % estimate. You have one job around here. Do it right or don't do it at all.
Da fuq I would want to bang a midget for?
5-10, 5-11. See also Chrystal Morrison's fine ass as optimal.
Agree on the height but you're eliminating a lot of quality tail if you won't go over 150lbs:
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99.9999 percent of girls over 150 are fat.
I'm even okay with 130 being the cutoff