Ran into Coach Pete at a record store on the Ave



One of you enterprising (and unemployed) fucktards here with time on your hands can Photoshop the coaching staff's faces onto this for sure.
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I ran into Coach Pete at a grocery store in Seattle yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. -
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Cool storyFenderbender123 said:I ran into Coach Pete at a grocery store in Seattle yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. -
Free Pub Bitches! I bought that LP on the Ave next to the 7-11 in the late 90's for like $1.99. All the Kenny Jones era Who albums sucks, but "Eminence Front" has some good HH vernacular- e.g., the sun shines, and people forget
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P.S. Pete Townshend is the greatest songwriter of all time in the history of rock.
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It's a great time to own a vinyl pressing plant. Those guys have more business than they know what to do with at present.GrundleStiltzkin said:Meek said: -
What's a record store?
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What's a record?
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What?
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You mean you don't have a collection of Scott Joplin 78's that get played on an RCA Victrola your living room? You call yourself an old timer?RaceBannon said:What's a record store?
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Actually though, what is a record store?
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Imagine a comic book store filled with creepy old perverts. Back in the day tho it was a place to score cool posters and cut off t-shirts with the British Flag on them Shout out to "Mirage"backthepack said:Actually though, what is a record store?
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This is a pretty solid description. Go into a place like Silver Platters SODO today and it's pretty much 70% creepy, pederast looking old dudes + 30% hipsters. Very few chicks, and if there are any they are ugly hipster ones.Ice_Holmvik said:
Imagine a comic book store filled with creepy old perverts. Back in the day tho it was a place to score cool posters and cut off t-shirts with the British Flag on them Shout out to "Mirage"backthepack said:Actually though, what is a record store?
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If record stores would implement a phone staring area complete with charging ports, than more chicks would frequent.YellowSnow said:
This is a pretty solid description. Go into a place like Silver Platters SODO today and it's pretty much 70% creepy, pederast looking old dunes + 30% hipsters. Very few chicks, and if there are any they are ugly hipster ones.Ice_Holmvik said:
Imagine a comic book store filled with creepy old perverts. Back in the day tho it was a place to score cool posters and cut off t-shirts with the British Flag on them Shout out to "Mirage"backthepack said:Actually though, what is a record store?
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My wife got rid of my vinyl years ago like the mom who threw out the baseball cards.YellowSnow said:
You mean you don't have a collection of Scott Joplin 78's that get played on an RCA Victrola your living room? You call yourself an old timer?RaceBannon said:What's a record store?
I am 100% digital but there really is nothing like putting a disc on the turntable.
When I was single if I could get the girl to my place to listen to records it was a 81% sure thing that my musical genius would get her pants off. -
81% of my best friends are digital and there ain't nothing wrong with it (I own a shit ton of CDs too) but they all agree you can't top a quality vinyl rig. Multiple listening test have confirmed this. But as big of a vinyl dork as I am, it's never been involved in helping me close a sale as a single guy. SAD.RaceBannon said:
My wife got rid of my vinyl years ago like the mom who threw out the baseball cards.YellowSnow said:
You mean you don't have a collection of Scott Joplin 78's that get played on an RCA Victrola your living room? You call yourself an old timer?RaceBannon said:What's a record store?
I am 100% digital but there really is nothing like putting a disc on the turntable.
When I was single if I could get the girl to my place to listen to records it was a 81% sure thing that my musical genius would get her pants off. -
Music was many a halfbrain's savior during the young and clumsy years.RaceBannon said:
My wife got rid of my vinyl years ago like the mom who threw out the baseball cards.YellowSnow said:
You mean you don't have a collection of Scott Joplin 78's that get played on an RCA Victrola your living room? You call yourself an old timer?RaceBannon said:What's a record store?
I am 100% digital but there really is nothing like putting a disc on the turntable.
When I was single if I could get the girl to my place to listen to records it was a 81% sure thing that my musical genius would get her pants off. -
Henry Rollins said in an interview that the only way to listen to music is on vinyl. He said mp3s are criminal and rob the artist of their soul, or something like that.YellowSnow said:
It's a great time to own a vinyl pressing plant. Those guys have more business than they know what to do with at present.GrundleStiltzkin said:Meek said: -
He's right on MP3s. They are compressed, shitty sounding garbage. But High Res (96/24 or better) digital can be really, really good, especially for music that was recording digitally which is pretty much anything past the 80's (a few artists today still record to analog tape, however).DerekJohnson said:
Henry Rollins said in an interview that the only way to listen to music is on vinyl. He said mp3s are criminal and rob the artist of their soul, or something like that.YellowSnow said:
It's a great time to own a vinyl pressing plant. Those guys have more business than they know what to do with at present.GrundleStiltzkin said:Meek said: -
DerekJohnson said:
Harvey Road said in an interview that the only way to listen to music is on vinyl. He said mp3s are criminal and rob the artist of their soul, or something like that.YellowSnow said:
It's a great time to own a vinyl pressing plant. Those guys have more business than they know what to do with at present.GrundleStiltzkin said:Meek said: -
Sorry.YellowSnow said:
81% of myRaceBannon said:
My wife got rid of my vinyl years ago like the mom who threw out the baseball cards.YellowSnow said:
You mean you don't have a collection of Scott Joplin 78's that get played on an RCA Victrola your living room? You call yourself an old timer?RaceBannon said:What's a record store?
I am 100% digital but there really is nothing like putting a disc on the turntable.
When I was single if I could get the girl to my place to listen to records it was a 81% sure thing that my musical genius would get her pants off.best friendsdates are digital and there ain't nothing wrong with it (I own a shit ton of CDs too) but they all agree you can't top a quality vinyl rig. Multiple listening test have confirmed this. But as big of a vinyl dork as I am, it's never been involved in helping me close a sale as a single guy. SAD.
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True SalemKewg. When I was last a single guy 81% of the dates did come from internet leads. That's where the chicks are these days. If your stat line shows 6'6" and you have a jerb, combined with a profile pic showing a full head/not fat, it's not hard either.salemcoog said:
Sorry.YellowSnow said:
81% of myRaceBannon said:
My wife got rid of my vinyl years ago like the mom who threw out the baseball cards.YellowSnow said:
You mean you don't have a collection of Scott Joplin 78's that get played on an RCA Victrola your living room? You call yourself an old timer?RaceBannon said:What's a record store?
I am 100% digital but there really is nothing like putting a disc on the turntable.
When I was single if I could get the girl to my place to listen to records it was a 81% sure thing that my musical genius would get her pants off.best friendsdates are digital and there ain't nothing wrong with it (I own a shit ton of CDs too) but they all agree you can't top a quality vinyl rig. Multiple listening test have confirmed this. But as big of a vinyl dork as I am, it's never been involved in helping me close a sale as a single guy. SAD.
I was projecting. -
Not nearly as successful when you post 5'6" so I lie and say 5'8. Might have to try out the 6'6" strictly for online fun.YellowSnow said:
True SalemKewg. When I was last a single guy 81% of the dates did come from internet leads. That's where the chicks are these days. If your stat line shows 6'6" and you have a jerb, combined with a profile pic showing a full head/not fat, it's not hard either.salemcoog said:
Sorry.YellowSnow said:
81% of myRaceBannon said:
My wife got rid of my vinyl years ago like the mom who threw out the baseball cards.YellowSnow said:
You mean you don't have a collection of Scott Joplin 78's that get played on an RCA Victrola your living room? You call yourself an old timer?RaceBannon said:What's a record store?
I am 100% digital but there really is nothing like putting a disc on the turntable.
When I was single if I could get the girl to my place to listen to records it was a 81% sure thing that my musical genius would get her pants off.best friendsdates are digital and there ain't nothing wrong with it (I own a shit ton of CDs too) but they all agree you can't top a quality vinyl rig. Multiple listening test have confirmed this. But as big of a vinyl dork as I am, it's never been involved in helping me close a sale as a single guy. SAD.
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Internet is for fags. Picking up slutty chicks at the bar is one of my favorite hobbies
Because it involves drinking heavily with a nice surprise at night and a crappy surprise in the morning most of the time
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Sarkasm my friend Sarkasm.Ice_Holmvik said:
Imagine a comic book store filled with creepy old perverts. Back in the day tho it was a place to score cool posters and cut off t-shirts with the British Flag on them Shout out to "Mirage"backthepack said:Actually though, what is a record store?
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