Jason Garrett = Sark

CuntWaffle

Has the Cowboys on the way to another medicore season probably 8-8 after an EPIC choke job. Holy shit!

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I made that comparison earlier. Funny how my Doog friends all shit on Garrett then I bring up how he's just like Sark.

Then I'm met with "Well that's different".

CuntWaffle

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I made that comparison earlier. Funny how my Doog friends all shit on Garrett then I bring up how he's just like Sark.

Then I'm met with "Well that's different".

There is actually somewhat of a difference. Garrett somehow pulls losses out of his ass when they have won the game and Sark is never in that position because he is always being plungered when he loses.

Tequilla

The only way the Cowboys lose that game today is to commit a holding penalty on 3rd down to stop the clock ... taking a knee would have been 500x smarter ...

But then again, Garrett is a ginger ...

dhdawg

good comparison, both are chokers, both are mediocre, and both have been employed way too long

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CuntWaffle said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

I made that comparison earlier. Funny how my Doog friends all shit on Garrett then I bring up how he's just like Sark.

Then I'm met with "Well that's different".

There is actually somewhat of a difference. Garrett somehow pulls losses out of his ass when they have won the game and Sark is never in that position because he is always being plungered when he loses.

Doogs hate it when I point this out but Sark has won a lot of games where he pulled it out of his ass. His crappy record is actually pure luck as it should be a lot worse.

In 2010 the Huskies won 6 regular season games, 4 of them were in the final minute, 3 of which on the final play.

CuntWaffle

dhdawg said:

good comparison, both are chokers, both are mediocre, and both have been employed way too long

Plus Pool Boy and Jerry Jones are pretty much the same thing too. JJ keeps endorsing Garrett as his guy and giving $108 million dollar contracts to QBs who have 1 playoff win in their career and hardly a meaningful win.

CuntWaffle

Tequilla said:

The only way the Cowboys lose that game today is to commit a holding penalty on 3rd down to stop the clock ... taking a knee would have been 500x smarter ...

But then again, Garrett is a ginger ...

That was one of the biggest head scratchers have ever seen. Garrett is such a moron.

Tequilla

Romo is way down the list of the problems with the Cowboys ...

CuntWaffle

Tequilla said:

Romo is way down the list of the problems with the Cowboys ...

It is more about the 108 million dollar price tag.

dhdawg

disagree, romo is pretty high up there. #1 problem is definitely the top, Jerry Jones is a decent GM but his franchise is soft. Garrett is #2, Romo is #3. U can't go 8 years and win 1 playoff game with that much talent, and the way he chokes every year is pathetic, he's a good QB, but not a championship QB

RoadDawg55

dhdawg said:

disagree, romo is pretty high up there. #1 problem is definitely the top, Jerry Jones is a decent GM but his franchise is soft. Garrett is #2, Romo is #3. U can't go 8 years and win 1 playoff game with that much talent, and the way he chokes every year is pathetic, he's a good QB, but not a championship QB

+1. Romo has choked too many times for the blame to go elsewhere. Big picture, Jerry Jones is #1 and Garrett is #2, this year Monte Kiffin is #3. But throughout their whole run, I have seen Romo fuck up too many times in big games to say he hasn't been a big problem.

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Tequilla said:

Romo is way down the list of the problems with the Cowboys ...

Says the guy bashing on Price......

dhdawg

RoadDawg55 said:

dhdawg said:

disagree, romo is pretty high up there. #1 problem is definitely the top, Jerry Jones is a decent GM but his franchise is soft. Garrett is #2, Romo is #3. U can't go 8 years and win 1 playoff game with that much talent, and the way he chokes every year is pathetic, he's a good QB, but not a championship QB

+1. Romo has choked too many times for the blame to go elsewhere. Big picture, Jerry Jones is #1 and Garrett is #2, this year Monte Kiffin is #3. But throughout their whole run, I have seen Romo fuck up too many times in big games to say he hasn't been a big problem.

that was a great idea to scapegoat rob ryan out of town

Tequilla

Romo's made his fair share of boneheaded plays ...

The Cowgirls always have their fair share of high profile talent ... generally speaking they have shitty depth.

Jerry's biggest problems consist of the fact that he's got an ego the size of Texas and that he knows that the Cowboys are like the Lakers ... you have to have star power.

Garrett is in over his head as a coach ... he's proved that for a few years.

They haven't had a running game in a long time. Their OL has been subpar for a while. Defensively they've been up and down.

If Romo's got a problem, it's that he's got a bit of Brett Favre in him and that comes out at the most inopportune of times.

greenblood

Basically Garrett shows a great ability to pull defeat from the jaws of victor, while Sark just gets plungered.

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Garrett was another one where they fired the DC, he gave up play calling duties. The players spoke about the difference between Ryan last year and Kiffin this year.

Nothing changed because they still have the same loser head coach. These teams never learn. It's not about changing the coordinators, it's about changing the loser head coach in place.

dhdawg

Tequilla said:

Romo's made his fair share of boneheaded plays ...

The Cowgirls always have their fair share of high profile talent ... generally speaking they have shitty depth.

Jerry's biggest problems consist of the fact that he's got an ego the size of Texas and that he knows that the Cowboys are like the Lakers ... you have to have star power.

Garrett is in over his head as a coach ... he's proved that for a few years.

They haven't had a running game in a long time. Their OL has been subpar for a while. Defensively they've been up and down.

If Romo's got a problem, it's that he's got a bit of Brett Favre in him and that comes out at the most inopportune of times.

I agree with u, Jones is the biggest problem, followed by Garrett, but Romo is not low on that list, he's been there 8 years and the team hasn't won crap. He's one of the best regular season QB's in football (I'd argue top 5) but he isn't worth 108 million

The_Undertaker

I was talking to some Jets fans and their description of Schottenheimer (the son, currently the Rams OC) reminded me of Sark: overthinks everything, tries to outscheme, gets cute. " Hey we are playing the worst rush D with the nation leading rusher, let's throw 12 passes out of the first 15 plays, they won't be ready for that!!!!11!" type of guy.
They hated him.