They missed explosive coating the porcelain poop - please no pics - and the explosive coating of the outside of the crapper cause you be too slow. again no pics please
The best kind of poop is the kind that comes out so solid that it actually slicks your butthole clean, and thus requires no wiping. I haven't had one of those in years, probably because I eat too much pizza.
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