Q for Stalin

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I know we can’t call for summary executions but what if we hold trials on certain coaches & maybe a player or 2. Can we sentence them to death after a mostly fair trial?

If not, can we call for certain coaches to get kicked in the balls repeatedly?

Thanks

tenndawg

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I know we can’t call for summary executions but what if we hold trials on certain coaches & maybe a player or 2. Can we sentence them to death after a mostly fair trial?

If not, can we call for certain coaches to get kicked in the balls repeatedly?

Thanks

A "mostly fair trial" is an injustice which Stalin will never condone.

However, Stalin has never called for a moratorium on the death penalty, so presumably a fair and just execution is permissible with coaches or other salaried administration officials.

Players are not eligible for the death penalty, but you can call for lengthy periods of incarceration under harsh conditions - however unpaid prison labor benefitting politicians is not authorized.

And no, Muslim players sentenced to confinement cannot he force fed pigmeat.

MrsPetersen

Last night I played a game called “If a hole somehow opened up on the plane on the way home and only one row was sucked into oblivion, which 3 staff/players would you pick?”

Swaye

Anyone else find it odd that Stalin, a guy who murdered 20 million of his own people, now has a soft spot for losers like UW football?

IPukeOregonGrellow

Death, nyet. Gulag? Dat.

RaceBannon

So my father sent Luca Brazi to talk to Coach Smith. He had the contract for the head coaching position at Oregon State

Luca told Smith that either his signature would be on the contract or his brains