If im Kwiatkawski...

PostGameOrangeSlices

Im getting the fuck out of Seattle and taking a HC position at another P5 school...UCLA maybe. This defense has given UW a chance to win literally every game since Pete got here. The offense and special teams continuously shit the bed and leave the D out to dry.

Fuck em Coach K, get the fuck out of here. Youre the reason for the UW success and have the body of work to prove it.

PurpleBaze

EsophagealFeces

I can’t disagree with this. Our offense is a bunch of dick sucking faggots starting with our offensive minded head coach. Your offense is a god damn joke. Fire the fucking retard you put in charge of it or kill yourself. I don’t give a fuck which option you choose.

*drunk edits

PostGameOrangeSlices

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haie

Coach K's defense has given up an effortless, field-covering, opening td drive against Rutgers, Colorado, and now ASU.

RoadDawg55

haie said:

Coach K's defense has given up an effortless, field-covering, opening td drive against Rutgers, Colorado, and now ASU.

We had chances to get off the field vs ASU.

Swaye

If I'm Coack K I stay right where I'm at...making a million per to do great, no worries of getting fired, ever, and still no real pressure to win big from UC. Prolly go 9-3 in a bad year because I am in the worst conference in CFB history...Coach K has it made right where he's at.

PostGameOrangeSlices

haie said:

Coach K's defense has given up an effortless, field-covering, opening td drive against Rutgers, Colorado, and now ASU.

So? After that theyve barely given up anything despite this abomination of an offense

FireCohen

to me it is amazing how the defensive staff is able to make in game adjustments. wish the same could be said about the ST and offensive side of things.

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

If I'm Coack K I stay right where I'm at...making a million per to do great, no worries of getting fired, ever, and still no real pressure to win big from UC. Prolly go 9-3 in a bad year because I am in the worst conference in CFB history...Coach K has it made right where he's at.

Coach K should have a little chat with JSFS in the parking lot after a late night work session. The Throbber has found a bunch of nickels rolled up in a pillowcase quite effective in such conversations.

PurpleBaze

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

If I'm Coack K I stay right where I'm at...making a million per to do great, no worries of getting fired, ever, and still no real pressure to win big from UC. Prolly go 9-3 in a bad year because I am in the worst conference in CFB history...Coach K has it made right where he's at.

Coach K should have a little chat with JSFS in the parking lot after a late night work session. The Throbber has found a bunch of nickels rolled up in a pillowcase quite effective in such conversations.

Coach K should invest in an @uzi.

Disclaimer: I'm not calling for gun violence against JSFS. I just think that coach K might like going to the range to blow off some steam by punching holes in paper with some 9mm rounds.

Southerndawg

Passion

Keiatkowski may start off slow. But he makes adjustments and shuts opponents down.

In contrast, Babushka can blow teams out. But if his initial game plan doesn't work, both he and brownsocks crap the bed. They have no adjustments. No answers.

Kwiatkowski is a 12-0 type of coach

Babushka is a 8-4 or perhaps 9-3 type of coach.

When they balance out you get 2-loss seasons that leave you just outside the mansion looking in.

Gwad

Can we call for the abduction of tedford or is that against the rools too?

jecornel

Putting together a decent game plan on offense?

It's hard.

Sledog

haie said:

Coach K's defense has given up an effortless, field-covering, opening td drive against Rutgers, Colorado, and now ASU.

ASU didn't do anything that was normal for them last night. They had an entirely different game plan they came up with on the bye week. We set up from game film but ASU didn't played differently. Our D adjusted and only allowed 10 points. The one field goal was a special teams screw up and our D almost drove them out of field goal range but ASU has an F'ing kicker. ASU scored 3 after that. Our D was on the field quite a bit as the O couldn't get it done.

BearsWiin

Coach K would look great in orange and black

Swaye

BearsWiin said:

Coach K would look great in orange and black

I liked you. Once.

Mosster47

Swaye said:

If I'm Coack K I stay right where I'm at...making a million per to do great, no worries of getting fired, ever, and still no real pressure to win big from UC. Prolly go 9-3 in a bad year because I am in the worst conference in CFB history...Coach K has it made right where he's at.

Cute, OR he could go make $3.5 million a year being the front man somewhere else for four years, make it and make $5 million a year for a decade, or fail and go right back to being a DC for a cool million a year.

12 > 4

Mad_Son

BearsWiin said:

Coach K would look great in orange and black

EID

Swaye

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

If I'm Coack K I stay right where I'm at...making a million per to do great, no worries of getting fired, ever, and still no real pressure to win big from UC. Prolly go 9-3 in a bad year because I am in the worst conference in CFB history...Coach K has it made right where he's at.

Cute, OR he could go make $3.5 million a year being the front man somewhere else for four years, make it and make $5 million a year for a decade, or fail and go right back to being a DC for a cool million a year.

12 > 4

I don't like high achievers.