Once Ivan gets a hold of you

TierbsHsotBoobs

There is no escape

https://twitter.com/BrianBatko/status/918523580484345856

PurpleBaze

Ivan; the gift that keeps on giving.

FireCohen

PurpleBaze said:

Ivan; the gift that keeps on giving.

fuck, you know allah has a sense of humor

dongman

Alright boys, today we're doing 500 deadlifts and 5000 bench press reps at 98% max followed a recovery shake of soy milk and crushed birth control.

dnc

dongman said:

Alright boys, today we're doing 500 deadlifts and 5000 bench press reps at 98% max followed a recovery shake of soy milk and crushed birth control.

I know you’re being sarcastic but Ivan no press bench

Pitchfork51

In his defense Max Browne is probably faking the whole shoulder thing because quitting football is too embarrassing.

DerekJohnson

Pitchfork51 said:

In his defense Max Browne is probably faking the whole shoulder thing because quitting football is too embarrassing.

He forged his own MRI? Please PM me with details so Hardcore Husky can break this story!!!1!!

Meek

DerekJohnson said:

Pitchfork51 said:

In his defense Max Browne is probably faking the whole shoulder thing because quitting football is too embarrassing.

He forged his own MRI? Please PM me with details so Hardcore Husky can break this story!!!1!!

you know he was being sarcastic b/c everyone knows Pitt has a world famous medical school

CuntWaffle

Ivan probably has no idea what a deadlift is

PurpleThrobber

I'm not sure why but this thread put Miami Sound Machine in my head....fuck.

Ivan is gonna get you, Ivan is gonna get you, Ivan is gonna get you. Tonight.

Pitchfork51

DerekJohnson said:

Pitchfork51 said:

In his defense Max Browne is probably faking the whole shoulder thing because quitting football is too embarrassing.

He forged his own MRI? Please PM me with details so Hardcore Husky can break this story!!!1!!

MRI ? No big deal.

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

Ivan; the gift that keeps on giving.

Just like herpes.

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Ivan; the gift that keeps on giving.

Just like herpes.

You would know.