Jake Smith, 4* 2019 McGrew, 6'0, 185, 4.3. Scottsdale (Notre Dame), AZ (offered)

Dennis_DeYoung

Good white kid alert! Lubick follows him now. Has offers from a lot of people. Seems like the exact kind of kid we will offer at some point.

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/6340216/59c7fdfaff01dc11406b6fd8

Rubberfist

Another Jake? Pass.

Sources

I'm sorry, but the laws of physics prevent any white kid, much less one named Jake Smith, from running a 4.3.

AEB

Sources said:

I'm sorry, but the laws of physics prevent any white kid, much less one named Jake Smith, from running a 4.3.

Jack Lockner ran a 4.3... everybody no's that

NorwegianHusky

White RB? I need to know if he can get into Stanford before I become emotionally invested.

Dennis_DeYoung

NorwegianHusky said:

White RB? I need to know if he can get into Stanford before I become emotionally invested.

Thank fuck McGrew is dum.

Dennis_DeYoung

BallzDeep said:

Absolutely no more fucking white running backs unless his last name is McCaffery. Seeing McGrew on the field is fucking embarrassing. He looks like one of those "make a wish" sick kids who's wish is to play college football before he dies except instead of allowing him to score a touchdown the defensive players decleat his ass.

This shit is really funny and kinda true, but McGrew is fucking good.

BleachedAnusDawg

BallzDeep said:

Absolutely no more fucking white running backs unless his last name is McCaffery. Seeing McGrew on the field is fucking embarrassing. He looks like one of those "make a wish" sick kids who's wish is to play college football before he dies except instead of allowing him to score a touchdown the defensive players decleat his ass.

Why do you hate white power (as opposed to white-power) backs? Toby Gerhardt and Touchdown Tommy Vardell say fuck you!

MisterEm

BleachedAnusDawg said:

BallzDeep said:

Absolutely no more fucking white running backs unless his last name is McCaffery. Seeing McGrew on the field is fucking embarrassing. He looks like one of those "make a wish" sick kids who's wish is to play college football before he dies except instead of allowing him to score a touchdown the defensive players decleat his ass.

Why do you hate white power (as opposed to white-power) backs? Toby Gerhardt and Touchdown Tommy Vardell say fuck you!

Mike Alstott says fuck both those guys.

bananasnblondes

Fun fact:

If Jake Browning had a gay marriage with Jonathon Smith, his name would be Jake Smith.

FKA_Mousecop

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/6340216/59c7fdfaff01dc11406b6fd8

"I haven't narrowed down my list or anything, but I really like Alabama, Texas and UCLA,"

No kid who really likes those 3 schools will want to come here.

Dennis_DeYoung

FKA_Mousecop said:

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/6340216/59c7fdfaff01dc11406b6fd8

"I haven't narrowed down my list or anything, but I really like Alabama, Texas and UCLA,"

No kid who really likes those 3 schools will want to come here.

Don't underestimate the attraction of white kids to our program... and the lack of attraction of other programs to white kids.

FKA_Mousecop

Dennis_DeYoung said:

FKA_Mousecop said:

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/6340216/59c7fdfaff01dc11406b6fd8

"I haven't narrowed down my list or anything, but I really like Alabama, Texas and UCLA,"

No kid who really likes those 3 schools will want to come here.

Don't underestimate the attraction of white kids to our program... and the lack of attraction of other programs to white kids.

So Joe Ngata and Jake Smith are going to be our ebony and ivory?

Rubberfist

Dennis_DeYoung said:

BallzDeep said:

Absolutely no more fucking white running backs unless his last name is McCaffery. Seeing McGrew on the field is fucking embarrassing. He looks like one of those "make a wish" sick kids who's wish is to play college football before he dies except instead of allowing him to score a touchdown the defensive players decleat his ass.

This shit is really funny and kinda true, but McGrew is fucking good.

McGrew WAS good, in high school.

tvoie

Holy shit this dude is incredible! He looks like a cross between Desean Jackson and Christian McCaffrey. Might be the quickest and fastest dude I’ve seen on tape. Not only is he super quick, he turns it on in an instant and just blows by people.

dnc

tvoie said:

Holy shit this dude is incredible! He looks like a cross between Wayne Chrebet and Christian McCaffrey. Might be the quickest and fastest dude I’ve seen on tape. Not only is he super quick, he turns it on in an instant and just blows by people.

Fixed

tvoie

This kid might just be my favorite. UW needs to offer tonight.

RhythmicSlappingDawg

That's a DDY3 in the Chico role. Holy fuck he's good.

vadawg

The film is sped up by 1/5th. Pretty simple to see. So, take everything with a grain of salt. He's good, but not THAT good.

FKA_Mousecop

vadawg said:

The film is sped up by 1/5th. Pretty simple to see. So, take everything with a grain of salt. He's good, but not THAT good.

You're saying the film is sped up 20%? I guess now that I rewatch I can see it quite obviously.

tvoie

vadawg said:

The film is sped up by 1/5th. Pretty simple to see. So, take everything with a grain of salt. He's good, but not THAT good.

Wow what a rookie move on my part! You are right. It wasn’t nearly as good once I noticed it was sped up. I feel like I was lied to.