Official: USC vs Cuog Dream Dash pre-game thread

theknowledge

TommySQC said:

Might wanna use those TOs Helton

Heisman moment for Sammy when he wins the game on the last play with no time left. All in the master plan of a retard.

CuntWaffle

IVAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PurpleBaze

Another USC casualty...

pawz

Just wait till IVAN wins the game for the cuogs!

theknowledge

Greens knee just Ivaned!!! Can't make this shit up.

PurpleBaze

Ivan's MASH unit...

TurdBomber

SC has been good at blocking field goals in the past.

PurpleBaze

He almost pulled that wide right.

TurdBomber

No defensive magic tonight. It's all on the IT factor, now.

Hippopeteamus

Now time for the pick off of Darnold that is fumbled by WSU and returned for a USC touchdown

MelloDawg

Hearing Sam Darnold lives for this, he and his shitty stats tonight

PurpleBaze

Darnold wouldn't want it any other way.

I don't know. I think he would rather be winning easily, say 34-17.

Pitchfork51

Which team will cuog it? The reigning champs or the Scrappy underdog?

TurdBomber

These announcers are drama queens. I want to beat them with lead pipes.

Rubberfist

Hope SC has 150 players on scholarship or they won’t have a team in three weeks.

PurpleThrobber

MelloDawg said:

Hearing Sam Darnold lives for this, he and his shitty stats tonight

Please Allah - let Hercules concuss that fuck.

theknowledge

"I looked in his eyes and I knew he was ready for the moment. Then I grabbed his cock and we never looked back."

-Clay Helton 2016

PurpleBaze

LOL

Darnold lives for this.

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber said:

MelloDawg said:

Hearing Sam Darnold lives for this, he and his shitty stats tonight

Please Allah - let Hercules concuss that fuck.

Dammit. He needs more tim

CuntWaffle

Whatever Darnold had just died. He sucks.