Gus Malzahn

BiggusDickus

Pros:

- was probably the coaching brains behind Auburn's 2010 national championship
- won everywhere he's ever coached, including Arkansas fucking State
- took shitty Auburn team to 6-1 with a win over Johnny Fucking Football at Kyle Field
- wife is cray


http://youtu.be/rHIQSFM0kAs

Cons:

- Southern to the core, likely not a west coast guy
- dorky looking

- took Michael Dyer at Arky State after Auburn kicked him out (who knew they even did that?)

Gladstone

He's making 2.3m/year according to this link.

Throw 4 million at him. Fuck.

Swaye

I prefer my coaches to be all sizzle, no steak.

#barkforsark

greenblood

SEC Money >>>>> PAC 12 money sans Oregon and USC. If you guys think you can get him from Auburn, dream on. You really think UW is going to pay $4 million for a head coach? They won't even pay the new guy $3m. Stick to the non-AQ list.

Gladstone

greenblood said:

SEC Money >>>>> PAC 12 money sans Oregon and USC. If you guys think you can get him from Auburn, dream on. You really think UW is going to pay $4 million for a head coach? They won't even pay the new guy $3m. Stick to the non-AQ list.

Yes, I'm aware. Let me hope. Didn't The Shawshank Redemption teach you anything?

BiggusDickus

I don't think Malzahn is the answer for UW, but he's the kind of guy we should be looking for.

DeLarry

Any administration willing to go balls out and reach to steal a coach from a winning situation wouldn't be willing to tolerate 7-6, 7-6, 7-6, 7-6 (?). Those aren't the same people. Even if Sark goes, expect a very uninspired replacement.

RoadDawg55

Malzahn is actually one of the best offensive coaches in football, not a myth like Sark. I would love to get Malzahn, but it will never happen.

doogsinparadise

Malzahn almost lost to the Coogs at home, no thanks.

RoadDawg55

doogsinparadise said:

Malzahn almost lost to the Coogs at home, no thanks.

Auburn has gone from 3-9 last year to 7-1 this year. They still don't have a good QB. The QB they are playing committed to Georgia as a DB, then went JC. They have beat Texas A&M as well.

TierbsHsotBoobs

doogsinparadise said:

Malzahn almost lost to the Coogs at home, no thanks.

Doogs love hypotheticals.

doogsinparadise

lipo

DerekJohnson

doogsinparadise said:

Malzahn almost lost to the Coogs at home, no thanks.

Jim Mora? The guy who barely beat Utah? NO THANKS.

doogsinparadise

DerekJohnson said:

doogsinparadise said:

Malzahn almost lost to the Coogs at home, no thanks.

Jim Mora? The guy who barely beat Utah? NO THANKS.

nice straw man as usual.

topdawgnc

The only reason a coach would leave Auburn for Washington (in today's environment) is because he hates accountability ...

TheKobeStopper

UW should hire a coach who's never almost lost.