Two Dads Report That Autzen Is Nebraska Classy

AZDuck

http://registerguard.com/rg/opinion/35952444-78/ducks-best-hosts-ever.html.csp#

dnc

Get a standing ovation after beating their team's ass, then popoff!

AZDuck

dnc said:

Get a standing ovation after beating their team's ass, then popoff!

you and your 30 minutes

PurpleThrobber

Musta got hummers and handies from @uoduckgirl

Pitchfork51

PurpleThrobber said:

Musta got hummers and handies from @uoduckgirl

I want one. Either will work for me

She would be the 2nd oldest chick for me.

But the number 1 in terms of internet fame.

Kaepsknee

AZDuck said:

http://registerguard.com/rg/opinion/35952444-78/ducks-best-hosts-ever.html.csp#

Obvious plant piece.


No mention of how gracious and helpful they are to those with wheelchairs.

phineas

This is a black eye for oregon imo

H_D

You can't rape the willing.

PineapplePirate

Not enough bandwagon fans out this time of year. They tend to be the more rapey sort.

Pitchfork51

H_D said:

You can't rape the willing.

One of my mottos.


Along with YOLOOOOOOOOOO!!!

BearsWiin

Had a great time at Autzen in 2009, apart from the 42-3 loss. Was offered freshly bowhunted grilled elk by a tailgating stranger. While watching Pitsters play beershoes, tipsy Pit wife leans against me to keep from falling over, says "I love all these guys. I love you too, but you're SUCH AN ASSHOLE." Lots of BloutForceTrauma "Don't talk shit, You won't get hit" tanktops on the local chaunch. Good times.

Pitchfork51

BearsWiin said:

Had a great time at Autzen in 2009, apart from the 42-3 loss. Was offered freshly bowhunted grilled elk by a tailgating stranger. While watching Pitsters play beershoes, tipsy Pit wife leans against me to keep from falling over, says "I love all these guys. I love you too, but you're SUCH AN ASSHOLE." Lots of BloutForceTrauma "Don't talk shit, You won't get hit" tanktops on the local chaunch. Good times.

I don't know what any of this means but I like it

Hotwifing is a thing. No judgement

dnc

Pitchfork51 said:

H_D said:

You can't rape the willing.

One of my mottos.


Along with YOLOOOOOOOOOO!!!

You only live once once once once once once once once once once?

JaWarrenJaHooker

I love continual banter and good natured ribbing

AZDuck

Pitchfork51 said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Musta got hummers and handies from @uoduckgirl

I want one. Either will work for me

She would be the 2nd oldest chick for me.

But the number 1 in terms of internet fame.

No cam sloots in your past? Surprising.

doogie

AZDuck, post the counter tweet from @UODuckgirl when you see it.

RaceBannon

The remodel and the prices hikes did wonders for the atmosphere. The Springfield meth dealers need more time to get their seat licenses in there

rustysavage

BearsWiin said:

Had a great time at Autzen in 2009, apart from the 42-3 loss. Was offered freshly bowhunted grilled elk by a tailgating stranger. While watching Pitsters play beershoes, tipsy Pit wife leans against me to keep from falling over, says "I love all these guys. I love you too, but you're SUCH AN ASSHOLE." Lots of BloutForceTrauma "Don't talk shit, You won't get hit" tanktops on the local chaunch. Good times.

Wow glad to know it was bowhunted! Cus I won't TOUCH gunhunted elk! No sir that is worse than Walmart bologna!

Did the fact that he shined it with his 2008 Dodge Ram 2500 overhead lights affect the taste at all?

Mosster47

BearsWiin said:

Had a great time at Autzen in 2009, apart from the 42-3 loss. Was offered freshly bowhunted grilled elk by a tailgating stranger. While watching Pitsters play beershoes, tipsy Pit wife leans against me to keep from falling over, says "I love all these guys. I love you too, but you're SUCH AN ASSHOLE." Lots of BloutForceTrauma "Don't talk shit, You won't get hit" tanktops on the local chaunch. Good times.

I flew up for that game. Once we came out in the 95 throwbacks I knew it was going to be a rape fest.

BearsWiin

Mosster47 said:

BearsWiin said:

Had a great time at Autzen in 2009, apart from the 42-3 loss. Was offered freshly bowhunted grilled elk by a tailgating stranger. While watching Pitsters play beershoes, tipsy Pit wife leans against me to keep from falling over, says "I love all these guys. I love you too, but you're SUCH AN ASSHOLE." Lots of BloutForceTrauma "Don't talk shit, You won't get hit" tanktops on the local chaunch. Good times.

I flew up for that game. Once we came out in the 95 throwbacks I knew it was going to be a rape fest.

When they brought out Joey Fivepicks, it was so loud that my dad said that his joints hurt


Ed Dickson just scored again

creepycoug

BearsWiin said:

Mosster47 said:

BearsWiin said:

Had a great time at Autzen in 2009, apart from the 42-3 loss. Was offered freshly bowhunted grilled elk by a tailgating stranger. While watching Pitsters play beershoes, tipsy Pit wife leans against me to keep from falling over, says "I love all these guys. I love you too, but you're SUCH AN ASSHOLE." Lots of BloutForceTrauma "Don't talk shit, You won't get hit" tanktops on the local chaunch. Good times.

I flew up for that game. Once we came out in the 95 throwbacks I knew it was going to be a rape fest.

When they brought out Joey Fivepicks, it was so loud that my dad Dads said that his their joints hurt


Ed Dickson just scored again