Motherfucker, get put here and fish for big fish instead of those weak fucking troots.
The kings and silvers are all over the place - get out here and let's go kill some. We'll watch porn afterwards so yo uh don't feel like you're missing anything.
Silvers are the lamest fish ever to catch. They taste incredible but the fight is pathetic.
If you ever want to have fun fishing go catch carp on the Malheur reserve when they open it for those two weeks in the summer.
We have had days out there where you can't lift your arms the next morning from being so worn out.
Motherfucker, get put here and fish for big fish instead of those weak fucking troots.
The kings and silvers are all over the place - get out here and let's go kill some. We'll watch porn afterwards so yo uh don't feel like you're missing anything.
Silvers are the lamest fish ever to catch. They taste incredible but the fight is pathetic.
If you ever want to have fun fishing go catch Magikarp on the Malheur reserve when they open it for those two weeks in the summer.
We have had days out there where you can't lift your arms the next morning from being so worn out.
Motherfucker, get put here and fish for big fish instead of those weak fucking troots.
The kings and silvers are all over the place - get out here and let's go kill some. We'll watch porn afterwards so yo uh don't feel like you're missing anything.
Silvers are the lamest fish ever to catch. They taste incredible but the fight is pathetic.
If you ever want to have fun fishing go catch carp on the Malheur reserve when they open it for those two weeks in the summer.
We have had days out there where you can't lift your arms the next morning from being so worn out.
Get the fuck out of here. You're shit talking silvers and pimping carp? You can catch albacore if you want a workout and a fish you can eat.
Motherfucker, get put here and fish for big fish instead of those weak fucking troots.
The kings and silvers are all over the place - get out here and let's go kill some. We'll watch porn afterwards so yo uh don't feel like you're missing anything.
If I ever return to Seattle I am letting you know and we are going. For real.
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If you ever want to have fun fishing go catch carp on the Malheur reserve when they open it for those two weeks in the summer.
We have had days out there where you can't lift your arms the next morning from being so worn out.
Carp?
Jesus.
As per usual, I have nothing to add but this pic is fucking straight up cash money.
brb, jo
Jesus, even the throbber knows that and I haven't fished since I was 11 years old.