Kewg Pride

creepycoug

I love my cuog nation.

Because yet another fucking moron at WSU fell out of his dorm room window and cracked his fucking head open, there are numerous "support me" social media posts urging, nay, demanding, that the WSU administration fix the dorm windows. Because, you know, you can't trust a fucking idiot with a window that actually opens when you want to open it.

#kewgnationcares

#we'rereallyfuckingstoopidoverhere

dflea

Sounds to me like the windows are working fine.

Fix the fucking students.

Kaepsknee

Negative gossip piece.

We never hear creep talk about the times that a kid doesn't fall out the window.

doogie

I'll be watching the work of the new Window Safety Task Force very closely over the next few years.

PurpleThrobber

My Paloose peeps tell me the kid was fucked up on some mind-altering substances - and quite possibly took the dive on his own.

And it was a second story window. Cuog fucks up his own death. (Not a call for genocide, don't twist).

But let's go-fund-me/T's &P's this shit out of this.

RedRocket

PurpleThrobber said:

My Paloose peeps tell me the kid was fucked up on some mind-altering substances - and quite possibly took the dive on his own.

And it was a second story window. Cuog fucks up his own death. (Not a call for genocide, don't twist).

But let's go-fund-me/T's &P's this shit out of this.

He had a moment of drug induced clarity. Realized he had to spend 4-5 years in Pullman and decided to take the easy way out.

pawz

I've seen this phenomena with my own eyes. Back in 2000 I went with a couple buddies over to Pullme for Senior Golf. For the uninitiated, Senior Golf starts in the morning going from hole-to-hole (house-to-house) drinking all the alcohol available and heading off to the next hole. The 9th hole is at The Cuog.

We catch up with the party at the 8th hole which is a small apartment complex with a courtyard. After working on inebriation for a while, I look up and some guy has climbed out of his window on to the roof. He yells for everyone's attention. He commences to take his belt off, put it over the power line attached to the roof, and steps off the roof to ostensibly zip-line to the ground. But as anyone with kindergarten degree could have predicted, the belt immediately pops out of his hands and he drops straight to the ground below.

Thankfully for him (but not the Darwin Awards) he was incredibly drunk and landed on grass.





I know, cool story bro.

Sledog

creepycoug said:

I love my cuog nation.

Because yet another fucking moron at WSU fell out of his dorm room window and cracked his fucking head open, there are numerous "support me" social media posts urging, nay, demanding, that the WSU administration fix the dorm windows. Because, you know, you can't trust a fucking idiot with a window that actually opens when you want to open it.

#kewgnationcares

#we'rereallyfuckingstoopidoverhere

I think you need to visit your Alma mater, get your Cuog on and inspect those windows in person!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

How about the idiot who drew Swastikas as a hoax? These SJW faggots never learn.

creepycoug

Sledog said:

creepycoug said:

I love my cuog nation.

Because yet another fucking moron at WSU fell out of his dorm room window and cracked his fucking head open, there are numerous "support me" social media posts urging, nay, demanding, that the WSU administration fix the dorm windows. Because, you know, you can't trust a fucking idiot with a window that actually opens when you want to open it.

#kewgnationcares

#we'rereallyfuckingstoopidoverhere

I think you need to visit your Alma mater, get your Cuog on and inspect those windows in person!

Thanks! I do it!!

Sledog

creepycoug said:

Sledog said:

creepycoug said:

I love my cuog nation.

Because yet another fucking moron at WSU fell out of his dorm room window and cracked his fucking head open, there are numerous "support me" social media posts urging, nay, demanding, that the WSU administration fix the dorm windows. Because, you know, you can't trust a fucking idiot with a window that actually opens when you want to open it.

#kewgnationcares

#we'rereallyfuckingstoopidoverhere

I think you need to visit your Alma mater, get your Cuog on and inspect those windows in person!

Thanks! I do it!!

Now that's Cuog pride!