I have coke dick

Pitchfork51

Girls are coming over and I'm way fucked up.

God damn you motherfuckers.

allpurpleallgold

Try watching gay porn. Always works for a friend of mine.

phineas

The self destruction of bitchfork. Sad!

doogie

Sadder that he's gonna ask the first bitch who claps like a seal, to marry him.

Swaye

doogie said:

Sadder that he's gonna ask the first bitch who claps like a seal, to marry him.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

doogie said:

Sadder that he's gonna ask the first bitch who claps like a seal, to marry him.

So is your wedding going to be on Oregon week, Apple Cup week, or Pac-12 Championship week?

theknowledge

I figured you and Coker had finally made it official.
Much like your "girls" I am disappointed.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

If you poast pics of these girls, I'll change my vote from WTF to something else. It all depends on the quality of the pics and the quality of the girls.

PostGameOrangeSlices

You remind me of a 19 year old me.

Do you have sex bro? Woah!

dnc

Wagon jumping bitchfork gets Coke dick, later that day Coker resigns from TSIO in disgrace.

Coincidence?

Doogstone

bitchfork is like an ultra bargain bin version of swaye at this point

in the same way your unemployed uncle's little league lemonade stand is an ultra bargain bin version of joey's

CuntWaffle

Doogstone said:

bitchfork is like an ultra bargain bin version of swaye at this point

in the same way your unemployed uncle's little league lemonade stand is an ultra bargain bin version of joey's

My lemonade STANDS (plural) bring in some serious revenue buddy.

RaceBannon

CuntWaffle said:

Doogstone said:

bitchfork is like an ultra bargain bin version of swaye at this point

in the same way your unemployed uncle's little league lemonade stand is an ultra bargain bin version of joey's

My lemonade STANDS (plural) bring in some serious revenue buddy.

Well yeah you're a financial expert down at the mall

SpoonieLuv

Still beats poopsi dick

TierbsHsotBoobs

CuntWaffle said:

Doogstone said:

bitchfork is like an ultra bargain bin version of swaye at this point

in the same way your unemployed uncle's little league lemonade stand is an ultra bargain bin version of joey's

My lemonade STANDS (plural) bring in some serious revenue buddy.

Trigger warning for pumpy.