Post #10,000: a comprehensive ranking of the top 100 HH posters

Gladstone

What cunt would click on this thread? Wrong site buttfucks...

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RoadDawg55

I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.

GrundleStiltzkin

PGOS

Tequilla

I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.

Modesty clearly your strong suit

CuntWaffle

Your best effort

tenndawg

A true family milestone

Bet both dads, ur fag brother, and lesbian sister are all equally proud

TierbsHsotBoobs

A true family milestone

Bet both dads, ur fag brother, and lesbian sister are all equally proud

Flagged because no pics of the lesbian sister.

DerekJohnson

What cunt would click on this thread? Wrong site buttfucks...

Gladdy, I didn't know you had it in you.

PurpleBaze

I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.

Top Dawg... We could refer to you as douchehelmet.

bananasnblondes

I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.
Modesty clearly your strong suit

He set the bait for you, and you bit. #Everyfuckingtime

Mad_Son

I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.
Modesty clearly your strong suit
He set the bait for you, and you bit. #Everyfuckingtime

The thing is Teq clearly considers that plausible or else he would have known it was a joke...

Tequilla

I was expecting a thread stating the obvious.. RoadDawg55 at the top of the list.
Modesty clearly your strong suit
He set the bait for you, and you bit. #Everyfuckingtime

Whooshing the whoosher ... some of you need to learn that I'm not serious all the time

Doogstone

@AZDuck -- Prototypical Duck HHB. Often funny.

@PostGameOrangeSlices -- Since he gets mentioned on every list now lol, he’s a mostly humorless and unhappy poster...but a good poster when he tries to be. Also has the best user name on the site imo. Also gets triggered by game of thrones GIFs lmao. I do like him though.

@He_Needs_More_Time -- Pity he melted down and was a bit unstable because his knowledge of UW Football is amazing, especially historically. Keep doing Haden’s work with me on the SC forums #longcon

@koopdog -- Strangely went AWOL ever since UW got good, but he’s a good dude and a good Husky. I met him and would gladly throw a few more back with him again. Is likely a closeted homosexual. Please come visit me in SF. Last two sentences not related.

@Tequilla -- Long time and reconizable Husky poaster from DM and now here. Lovable host of TSIO. Takes his pompous schtick too far at times but I love him unabashedly.

@Mad_Son -- My game thread brother-in-arms. Smart dude, funny, needs to post more. Especially when he’s drunk. I always imagined he looks like Gerard Butler IRL so I hope I never meet him and have my illusion shattered.

@WilburHooksHands -- Most people don't know how hilarious he actually is. Would be top 5 on list of posters who need to post more. Thread idea: posters who need to post less!

@Octavian -- Speaking of posters who need to post more....best alt-handle on the forum. You know who you are. TYFYS

Doogstone

@dnc

Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.

Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.

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TierbsHsotBoobs

@dnc

Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.

Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.

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LOL @dnc is the Jack Lockner of this bored

Doogstone

@NEsnake12

In a surprise twist, snake comes in at #9. This dude encapsulates the ideal process on finding new poasters. His start was an absolute shitshow. He's a hyper-millennial. One of the worst usernames on the forum. Just trash. He asks questions that make @cougreaper seem like a physics PhD candidate. He gets scorned. Vilified. Sodomized...

...but he learned. He slowly ingratiated himself to our weird, nuanced ways. He has quietly become one of the most valued posters on the TSIO forum, provides good insight on all forums, and is one of the few (I think?) current UW student posters.

Negatives: should be summarily executed on his username alone. RIP. Took posting hiatus during offseason when board went to complete hell and we could have used him. Does not donate...likely because he's a broke af college kid but still. Posts on the tug. Has tertiary syphilis.

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FireCohen

Baseman is a solid poster he should post more often

BaldwinIV

If Swaye isn't #1....

haie

Pitchfork51

@dnc

Definitely one of the GOAT poasters. When I was 19 years old and used my dad’s Dawgman account for the first time, dawgincarolina was almost immediately a favorite ($75k) user I remembered and frequently agreed with. Often funny. Great in bball threads too. Through the horrors of 2003-2014 you’ve never lost the fire, even when your program holds you/us?/we? in open contempt and you grow up and start a family etc. One love.

Negatives: WTMFA. Also doesn’t participate in game threads as much as he should. Fathered children.

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Huh. So that's what dnc stands for

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

WHO IS #8 YOU PIECE OF SHIT?