OFFICIAL Rice vs Stanford Game Thread

Gladstone

How soon until the game turns into a romp?

The o/u is 5 minutes.

GrundleStiltzkin

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I'm already bored by this game and so are their "fans".

bananasnblondes

Is Foster Sarrell playing? If so, I'm rooting for a career ending ACL injury

Gladstone

bananasnblondes said:

Is Foster Sarrell playing? If so, I'm rooting for a career ending ACL injury

Good question. No idea.

FireCohen

rice looks like a high school team

FireCohen

sacked past the ten yard line - mother fucker how does one have a sack on a kickofff

NeGgaPlEaSe

Conor is playing

Gladstone

Rice looks great!

Gladstone

Give up the easiest 75 yd drive

penalty before your first snap

delay of game before first snap

almost 2nd delay of game before first snap

run for -3 yds, fall down before contact

false start

Gladstone

got em right where they want em

Gladstone

lmao why did stanford PR call fair catch, there was 1 slow fat white Rice dude running at him and that was it

NeGgaPlEaSe

Quarterback is stiff

Gladstone

yeah the only reason that drive took 4 minutes instead of 1 was shawFS throwing the ball with his shit QB to his slow receivers

Gladstone

wedington sighting

haie

I'd rather read bitchfork's slurs on Koetter 3.0 than watch this fucking dreckfest.

CuntWaffle

Maybe Bellevue would have been a better matchup for Rice

FireCohen

fuck, my fat ass can get 100 yards behind that line

Gladstone

rice might be the worst team i've seen in years

NeGgaPlEaSe

Is Foster in the 2 deeps? Want to see that fucker gone in 3 years

Answer LT second team
Conor is second team WR

godawgst

Stanford can name the score if they want.

Stanford could have told Rice b4 game they won't throw a pass all day and still named the score

Stanford could have told Rice b4 every play if the run was going either between the tackles or outside the tackles and would still beat them by 35.