Doogman's new owners are teaching them how internet advertising works

bananasnblondes

If you want to see F3's projected 2-deep depth chart for Rutgers, you have to go through a 14-click slideshow.

Since I'm in a sharing mood, I'll let you guys in on a preview. Here's slide 1 in it's entirety:

Quarterback
Jake Browning
KJ Carta-Samuels

Sorry I can't share more.

dnc

"It's not about clicks! The free boreds don't generate any revenue. Clicks don't hold any value anymore."

GrinKimoldsFS

DoogieMcDoogerson

Funny, I got no resistance from ads, but I'm running an adblocker

doogville

So you pay every month and still have to click through ridicupous slideshows? The bidness model is fucked.

And now I'll get off my lazy ass & send in my tribute because this site is saving me from the doogman abyss.

Swaye

doogville said:

So you pay every month and still have to click through ridicupous slideshows? The bidness model is fucked.

And now I'll get off my lazy ass & send in my tribute because this site is saving me from the doogman abyss.

You get a new badge today. Not sure if you'd heard.

AIRWOLF

dnc said:

"It's not about clicks! The free boreds don't generate any revenue. Clicks don't hold any value anymore."

GrinKimoldsFS

In that context, the "FS" is redundant.

tenndawg

Swaye said:

doogville said:

So you pay every month and still have to click through ridicupous slideshows? The bidness model is fucked.

And now I'll get off my lazy ass & send in my tribute because this site is saving me from the doogman abyss.

You get a new badge today. Not sure if you'd heard.

Looked like some artsy retro hipster fag button...

Stay olde skooL

CheersWestDawg

Or maybe those that aren't fucking retarded will just wait for Coach Pete to put out the depth chart prior to the Rutgers game.

Fatters' projected depth chart can go fuck Fatters in his fat fucking ass.

Gladstone

dnc said:

"It's not about clicks! The free boreds don't generate any revenue. Clicks don't hold any value anymore."

GrinKimoldsFS

This is a real quote?

dnc

Gladstone said:

dnc said:

"It's not about clicks! The free boreds don't generate any revenue. Clicks don't hold any value anymore."

GrinKimoldsFS

This is a real quote?

Paraphrased but yeah. When he was making his assault on the free boreds and talking about how much trouble they are plenty of people pointed out they generate masses of clicks. Kim, brilliant business man that he is, went out of his way to scold us repeatedly about our ignorance of how internet commerce works.

Pitchfork51

Slideshow articles are the bane of the internet

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Slideshow articles are the bane of the internet

I shut down the brower and scream curse words loudly on principle whenever I run into one, which isn't often. I'm either here or PornHub 98% of the time.

Alexis

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Slideshow articles are the bane of the internet

I shut down the brower and scream curse words loudly on principle whenever I run into one, which isn't often. I'm either here or PornHub 98% of the time.

Umm, didn't you mean 81% ?

CheersWestDawg

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Slideshow articles are the bane of the internet

I'm either here or PornHub 98% of the time.

Me too. But of that 98% I'm on pornhub 98% of the time. And 98% of that I'm searching in the Asian and/or massage categories.