Once Hondo saw his commanding lead that wasn't enough. He decided he wanted to lap everyone.
He's like the guy on rainbow road who is almost a full lap ahead of everyone and still always jumps the gap.
Except instead of pregaming he's shitposting.
I was that guy on rainbow road. Also was that guy on Warrio Stadium and Koopa Troopa Beach. The other shortcuts were glitchy bullshit. I would power slide every turn. Hit the red Eeeee and boost off ahead of everybody. Only hope of beating me was a well timed lighting bolt or spike shell.
Point being when you as good as shit posting as Hondo you just can't help it. It's second nature to hit that jump on rainbow road and power slide ahead of everyone.
Once Hondo saw his commanding lead that wasn't enough. He decided he wanted to lap everyone.
He's like the guy on rainbow road who is almost a full lap ahead of everyone and still always jumps the gap.
Except instead of pregaming he's shitposting.
I was that guy on rainbow road. Also was that guy on Warrio Stadium and Koopa Troopa Beach. The other shortcuts were glitchy bullshit. I would power slide every turn. Hit the red Eeeee and boost off ahead of everybody. Only hope of beating me was a well timed lighting bolt or spike shell.
Point being when you as good as shit posting as Hondo you just can't help it. It's second nature to hit that jump on rainbow road and power slide ahead of everyone.
Once Hondo saw his commanding lead that wasn't enough. He decided he wanted to lap everyone.
He's like the guy on rainbow road who is almost a full lap ahead of everyone and still always jumps the gap.
Except instead of pregaming he's shitposting.
I was that guy on rainbow road. Also was that guy on Warrio Stadium and Koopa Troopa Beach. The other shortcuts were glitchy bullshit. I would power slide every turn. Hit the red Eeeee and boost off ahead of everybody. Only hope of beating me was a well timed lighting bolt or spike shell.
Point being when you as good as shit posting as Hondo you just can't help it. It's second nature to hit that jump on rainbow road and power slide ahead of everyone.
Once Hondo saw his commanding lead that wasn't enough. He decided he wanted to lap everyone.
He's like the guy on rainbow road who is almost a full lap ahead of everyone and still always jumps the gap.
Except instead of pregaming he's shitposting.
I was that guy on rainbow road. Also was that guy on Warrio Stadium and Koopa Troopa Beach. The other shortcuts were glitchy bullshit. I would power slide every turn. Hit the red Eeeee and boost off ahead of everybody. Only hope of beating me was a well timed lighting bolt or spike shell.
Point being when you as good as shit posting as Hondo you just can't help it. It's second nature to hit that jump on rainbow road and power slide ahead of everyone.
If I knew I was gonna lose I'd fall to the back and hit the first person with a well timed blue shell right before the finish line out of spite.
Then claim they didn't finish their beer and were fags for cheating in a drinking game.
Once Hondo saw his commanding lead that wasn't enough. He decided he wanted to lap everyone.
He's like the guy on rainbow road who is almost a full lap ahead of everyone and still always jumps the gap.
Except instead of pregaming he's shitposting.
I was that guy on rainbow road. Also was that guy on Warrio Stadium and Koopa Troopa Beach. The other shortcuts were glitchy bullshit. I would power slide every turn. Hit the red Eeeee and boost off ahead of everybody. Only hope of beating me was a well timed lighting bolt or spike shell.
Point being when you as good as shit posting as Hondo you just can't help it. It's second nature to hit that jump on rainbow road and power slide ahead of everyone.
My favorite perv game was called Orgasm Girl. The goal was to make this sleeping hentai chick orgasm without waking her. You used the mouse to rub her nipples and vag. You couldn't go full bore or else she moan too loud and wake up. You had to give her sleeping pills and other sedatives and aphrodisiac to win. Kind of creepy but surprisingly challenging.
My favorite perv game was called Orgasm Girl. The goal was to make this sleeping hentai chick orgasm without waking her. You used the mouse to rub her nipples and vag. You couldn't go full bore or else she moan too loud and wake up. You had to give her sleeping pills and other sedatives and aphrodisiac to win. Kind of creepy but surprisingly challenging.
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He's like the guy on rainbow road who is almost a full lap ahead of everyone and still always jumps the gap.
Except instead of pregaming he's shitposting.
Point being when you as good as shit posting as Hondo you just can't help it. It's second nature to hit that jump on rainbow road and power slide ahead of everyone.
Then claim they didn't finish their beer and were fags for cheating in a drinking game.
Or are you like 99% of the dumb people I know who picked it up from some liberal being interviewed and are now running with it to sound smart?
We talked about this.
'member?
So fuck off .