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Sven in the Wigwam...

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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Swaye said:

    dnc said:

    (Some) people forget that the Comanches, Apaches and Cheyenne didn't reach ultimate tuffness until they got the white man's ponies.

    Similarly, Swaye's savageness went to a new level after getting the white man's penis.
    Unfortunately, most of our noble savages' blood lines in the US have been polluted by the white man's penis at one point or another.

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    Here's my take on this cunt. You can't be Injun if you say "some relative I heard about once was supposedly Injun and I have high cheekbones so I'm part Injun." Nope, back the fuck off cunt.

    You can either prove it, or you can't. If you can prove it, they give you a piece of paper, and a laminated wallet card signifying you are actually part of the tribe and on the rolls. If you can't prove it, fuck off. I have a card and am on the rolls. She has an affirmative action "claim" that can't be substantiated. She's a useless bitch.
    What if you have an injun relative that would make you 1/16, but the tribe requires 1/8? The relative in question was def. a member of the tribe.

    Asking for a fren who has never claimed injun ancestry, but is interested in that sweet sweet casino cash
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Fucking VA.

    Well, the Blackfeet won't let you be part of any other tribe so that's out. And they just changed their rule to 1/4 last year, well fuck. No casino cash for my fren.

    Oh well, just have to remain a legend then. The Blackfeet are a fun tribe. I went to the Native American museum in Bozeman once and all the other tribes had legends about the Blackfeet living in the mountains and coming down to the valleys and taking everyone's shit and that's why nobody liked the Blackfeet. I like the Blackfeet tho.

    As far as Liz Warren goes, a big chunk of America thinks they have some Indian ancestry or maybe they even actually do without being a member of a tribe. Never hurt nobody, as far as I know. Apparently Warren never got any affirmative action or anything like that for it, so who cares?
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,557 Standard Supporter
    AZDuck said:

    Fucking VA.

    Well, the Blackfeet won't let you be part of any other tribe so that's out. And they just changed their rule to 1/4 last year, well fuck. No casino cash for my fren.

    Oh well, just have to remain a legend then. The Blackfeet are a fun tribe. I went to the Native American museum in Bozeman once and all the other tribes had legends about the Blackfeet living in the mountains and coming down to the valleys and taking everyone's shit and that's why nobody liked the Blackfeet. I like the Blackfeet tho.

    As far as Liz Warren goes, a big chunk of America thinks they have some Indian ancestry or maybe they even actually do without being a member of a tribe. Never hurt nobody, as far as I know. Apparently Warren never got any affirmative action or anything like that for it, so who cares?

    I like how this is $69.

    https://ancestry.com/dna/
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919

    Swaye said:

    I thought a wigwam was just another word for teepee

    Actually, there are significant differences between them. Teepee's are much more mobile structures, made for being torn down and moved quickly, and made famous by western tribes who followed buffalo and hunted for food. Eastern tribes lives an existence more centered on farming, and supplemented by hunting, which allowed for more permanent structures like wigwams.

    I have gone after a combo lifestyle with my trailer, where it seems permanent, but kick some concrete blocks out and steal a truck, and BAM, that motherfucker is on the move!

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    Interesting that east coast Indians were pussies just like the whites who stayed there because they were too scared to move west
    Actually Race, for Injuns, the East was the West. Their route into the Americans started in the Pacific, unless you're a Mormon, in which case they came on boats from the Kingdom of Israel.
    Cool story but I clearly said the whites were afraid to move west

    True, but you imply that the East Coast Injuns (i.e., Swaye's ancestors) were soft because they were farmers and stayed put in Wigwams vs being Tuff, nomadic, tatanka hunters like the Plains injuns. I was attempting to make the argument that the East Coast injuns were actually the smart ones, because their tuff and brave ancestors left the dry and harsh Plains and kept moving the East where living was easy. The smartest of all injuns were those of PNW- i.e., why take up farming, when you have an endless supply of salmon, berries, and Quilcene oysters.

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    So they aren't soft because they moved to where living was soft?

    There were some tuff tribes that moved west to get away from whitey and beat the shit out of the tribes in there way
    The tribes from the east didn't schedule Georgia St and Portland St in the same year.

    HTH