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PM to salemcooger - R U Not Into Trainz?

AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
edited August 2017 in Tug Tavern
So I was looking for some Swiss train porn to beat off to, and come to find that when the Swiss opened up the new tunnel under the Gotthard Pass, they used a Satanic ritual because Satan. This has me reconsidering my personal beliefs and assumptions. I'm not sure I can ever look at a clean, well-run mountain country or its trains the same way ever again.

https://youtu.be/jLyZUaLC_I8

But you people have got to watch the whole thing. Just don't tell @DerekJohnson about what happens at 1:34 thru 1:40. I don't want to get banned again
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  • DeepSeaZDeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    I lasted 3 min. No idea what I just watched.
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  • MisterEmMisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    DeepSeaZ said:

    I lasted 3 min. No idea what I just watched.

    Headlines and bail.
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,019
    Jesus christ.
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  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Pitchfork51 said:

    Jesus christ.

    https://youtu.be/6f3mPayi53k

    Apparently he's rather concerned
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  • ToddTurnerLIVESToddTurnerLIVES Member Posts: 438
    Fuck these fucking pretentious, asshole losers. Get fucked over this "art" bullshit. It isn't cool. It isn't interesting. It's total nonsense garbage. Get a job.
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  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    ToddTurnerLIVES said:

    Fuck these fucking pretentious, asshole losers. Get fucked over this "art" bullshit. It isn't cool. It isn't interesting. It's total nonsense garbage. Get a job.

    But is it satanic?
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  • Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    AZDuck said:

    ToddTurnerLIVES said:

    Fuck these fucking pretentious, asshole losers. Get fucked over this "art" bullshit. It isn't cool. It isn't interesting. It's total nonsense garbage. Get a job.

    But is it satanic?
    Which one is Satan again?
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  • oregonblitzkriegoregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    I believe that shit. There are strange murals on the St. Gotthard Pass, of goats and other stuff. Pretty sure there is a steer standing on its hind legs holding a pitchfork stabbing some other creature in one of them. Really weird up there. Strange hotels with even stranger people. The Grimsel and Furka passes are even better.
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  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,886
    AZDuck said:

    So I was looking for some Swiss train porn to beat off to, and come to find that when the Swiss opened up the new tunnel under the Gotthard Pass, they used a Satanic ritual because Satan. This has me reconsidering my personal beliefs and assumptions. I'm not sure I can ever look at a clean, well-run mountain country or its trains the same way ever again.

    https://youtu.be/jLyZUaLC_I8

    But you people have got to watch the whole thing. Just don't tell @DerekJohnson about what happens at 1:34 thru 1:40. I don't want to get banned again

    I can't watch the video due to the filters. But it won't stop me from posting 20 times on this thread though.
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  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    salemcoog said:

    AZDuck said:

    So I was looking for some Swiss train porn to beat off to, and come to find that when the Swiss opened up the new tunnel under the Gotthard Pass, they used a Satanic ritual because Satan. This has me reconsidering my personal beliefs and assumptions. I'm not sure I can ever look at a clean, well-run mountain country or its trains the same way ever again.

    https://youtu.be/jLyZUaLC_I8

    But you people have got to watch the whole thing. Just don't tell @DerekJohnson about what happens at 1:34 thru 1:40. I don't want to get banned again

    I can't watch the video due to the filters. But it won't stop me from posting 20 times on this thread though.
    TL, DR:

    Switzerland opened up a kickass rail tunnel under the Alps last year, longest and deepest (lol!) in the world.

    They put on one of those stupid Olympics-opening-ceremony things involving an old legend about Satan, a goat, and a bridge.

    Christofuckers got all antsy, and claimed that the show was "satanic"

    They released a special version of the video with graphic guides for people who don't speak German, Italian, or Satanic, with phrases like "Satan puts the people in his trance," "666," and my personal favorite "sexual act"

    ican'tfaptothis.gif
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  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,886
    edited August 2017
    AZDuck said:

    salemcoog said:

    AZDuck said:

    So I was looking for some Swiss train porn to beat off to, and come to find that when the Swiss opened up the new tunnel under the Gotthard Pass, they used a Satanic ritual because Satan. This has me reconsidering my personal beliefs and assumptions. I'm not sure I can ever look at a clean, well-run mountain country or its trains the same way ever again.

    https://youtu.be/jLyZUaLC_I8

    But you people have got to watch the whole thing. Just don't tell @DerekJohnson about what happens at 1:34 thru 1:40. I don't want to get banned again

    I can't watch the video due to the filters. But it won't stop me from posting 20 times on this thread though.
    TL, DR:

    Switzerland opened up a kickass rail tunnel under the Alps last year, longest and deepest (lol!) in the world.

    They put on one of those stupid Olympics-opening-ceremony things involving an old legend about Satan, a goat, and a bridge.

    Christofuckers got all antsy, and claimed that the show was "satanic"

    They released a special version of the video with graphic guides for people who don't speak German, Italian, or Satanic, with phrases like "Satan puts the people in his trance," "666," and my personal favorite "sexual act"

    ican'tfaptothis.gif
    Sounds great. And trains!!! Are a great idea for countries that have tough terrain and little space for roads(boo roads!!!) But other than city transit. They make no sense other than hauling my coal lumber and oil here In the good ol USA.
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  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,886
    I beat the filter and survived 81 seconds.

    Whoever put that together needs to be tied to the rails in a sacrifice ritual on the 1st trains trip.
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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,804 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    AZDuck said:

    salemcoog said:

    AZDuck said:

    So I was looking for some Swiss train porn to beat off to, and come to find that when the Swiss opened up the new tunnel under the Gotthard Pass, they used a Satanic ritual because Satan. This has me reconsidering my personal beliefs and assumptions. I'm not sure I can ever look at a clean, well-run mountain country or its trains the same way ever again.

    https://youtu.be/jLyZUaLC_I8

    But you people have got to watch the whole thing. Just don't tell @DerekJohnson about what happens at 1:34 thru 1:40. I don't want to get banned again

    I can't watch the video due to the filters. But it won't stop me from posting 20 times on this thread though.
    TL, DR:

    Switzerland opened up a kickass rail tunnel under the Alps last year, longest and deepest (lol!) in the world.

    They put on one of those stupid Olympics-opening-ceremony things involving an old legend about Satan, a goat, and a bridge.

    Christofuckers got all antsy, and claimed that the show was "satanic"

    They released a special version of the video with graphic guides for people who don't speak German, Italian, or Satanic, with phrases like "Satan puts the people in his trance," "666," and my personal favorite "sexual act"

    ican'tfaptothis.gif
    Sounds great. And trains!!! Are a great idea for countries that have tough terrain and little space for roads(boo roads!!!) But other than city transit. They make no sense other than hauling my coal lumber and oil here In the good ol USA.
    Why do you hate pipelines for oil? You some kinda environmental whacko?
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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,804 Founders Club
    I thought this was a Ricola commercial at first.
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,019
    salemcoog said:

    AZDuck said:

    salemcoog said:

    AZDuck said:

    So I was looking for some Swiss train porn to beat off to, and come to find that when the Swiss opened up the new tunnel under the Gotthard Pass, they used a Satanic ritual because Satan. This has me reconsidering my personal beliefs and assumptions. I'm not sure I can ever look at a clean, well-run mountain country or its trains the same way ever again.

    https://youtu.be/jLyZUaLC_I8

    But you people have got to watch the whole thing. Just don't tell @DerekJohnson about what happens at 1:34 thru 1:40. I don't want to get banned again

    I can't watch the video due to the filters. But it won't stop me from posting 20 times on this thread though.
    TL, DR:

    Switzerland opened up a kickass rail tunnel under the Alps last year, longest and deepest (lol!) in the world.

    They put on one of those stupid Olympics-opening-ceremony things involving an old legend about Satan, a goat, and a bridge.

    Christofuckers got all antsy, and claimed that the show was "satanic"

    They released a special version of the video with graphic guides for people who don't speak German, Italian, or Satanic, with phrases like "Satan puts the people in his trance," "666," and my personal favorite "sexual act"

    ican'tfaptothis.gif
    Sounds great. And trains!!! Are a great idea for countries that have tough terrain and little space for roads(boo roads!!!) But other than city transit. They make no sense other than hauling my coal lumber and oil here In the good ol USA.
    Under 350 miles they make the most sense to connect cities.

    Unfortunately the US doesn't have many large cities within 350 miles of each other outside the NE corridor. Which is like the most expensive place on the planet (yes hyperbole I know fags) to build a straight track.
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  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,886
    YellowSnow said:

    salemcoog said:

    AZDuck said:

    salemcoog said:

    AZDuck said:

    So I was looking for some Swiss train porn to beat off to, and come to find that when the Swiss opened up the new tunnel under the Gotthard Pass, they used a Satanic ritual because Satan. This has me reconsidering my personal beliefs and assumptions. I'm not sure I can ever look at a clean, well-run mountain country or its trains the same way ever again.

    https://youtu.be/jLyZUaLC_I8

    But you people have got to watch the whole thing. Just don't tell @DerekJohnson about what happens at 1:34 thru 1:40. I don't want to get banned again

    I can't watch the video due to the filters. But it won't stop me from posting 20 times on this thread though.
    TL, DR:

    Switzerland opened up a kickass rail tunnel under the Alps last year, longest and deepest (lol!) in the world.

    They put on one of those stupid Olympics-opening-ceremony things involving an old legend about Satan, a goat, and a bridge.

    Christofuckers got all antsy, and claimed that the show was "satanic"

    They released a special version of the video with graphic guides for people who don't speak German, Italian, or Satanic, with phrases like "Satan puts the people in his trance," "666," and my personal favorite "sexual act"

    ican'tfaptothis.gif
    Sounds great. And trains!!! Are a great idea for countries that have tough terrain and little space for roads(boo roads!!!) But other than city transit. They make no sense other than hauling my coal lumber and oil here In the good ol USA.
    Why do you hate pipelines for oil? You some kinda environmental whacko?
    Love em. I mean we have like the best... pipelines here in America.


    But that coal isn't just gonna spill itself into our rivers and creeks, now is it?
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