Rush to tweet @RuthannaRobbins and axe her where the Realdawgers sit. The closer you are to them the better your seats.
Take a pregame walk down the Ave and get some hookers and blow perspective.
Wander into E1 and take a picture with the Arian guido twins drinking cheap beer out of cheap shoes. They're famous internet celebrities. They have a rare genetic disorder that causes their home to spontaneously combust so be sure and bring some cash to donate to rebuilding their place again.
Don't forget to check out the Zone and whatever you do don't be in your seats for the second half kickoff. All the cool kids are still in the Zone.
...only for them to go on a 6 week vacation days later
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