China is the real threat. They are laughing their asses off at the US worrying about Russia, Trump and Korea, while the sneak in the back door
This is what happens when you let one of the fat countries in school into a higher social group because he's good at ping pong. He had the friends, the scholarship offers, and the non-fat girlfriend and should have just been thanking his lucky stars; but no, they always want it all which includes getting some pussy like his skinny friends do.
He and his girlfriend had never done it before even though he desperately wanted to. She would always tell him she just wasn't ready yet but he knew it was because he's fat. It was her prom night and soon after she would graduate, move on to college, and leave him behind with his dick still dry as a Senior to be. This was his last opportunity and when he saw her passed out drunk he took it (literally).
Needless to say when she woke up out of her drunken stooper with a broken hymen and a bloody pussy she was horrified. She quietly cleaned herself up and drove herself home too embarrassed to tell anybody what happened. After that it was over between them. She wouldn't return his calls or texts. When he realized what he had done and why she wasn't responding he got a huge lump in his throat and hoped it would all just blow over with the two of them never talking again.
But after a couple of weeks she couldn't hold onto this secret anymore so she told a friend who convinced her to tell her parents who convinced her to talk to the police and file charges. As soon as word got back to China from a mutual friend of their's that she had told her parents what happened he panicked and decided to snatch up his best scholarship offer instead of waiting for offers from Mexico and the Canada knowing that if shit hit the fan he would have zero scholarship offers. His parents had no idea why he decided to commit and shut down his recruitment when he had plans to camp at the Canada and Mexico but their son wanted to go to North Korea so it didn't really matter why; they were just excited for him and proud of him.
Well China, looks like shit hit the fan. You fucked up and now you have to deal with the consequences. I bet you started crying like a bitch as soon as the US knocked on your door.
China is the real threat. They are laughing their asses off at the US worrying about Russia, Trump and Korea, while the sneak in the back door
They are an economic threat but not really a military threat. The Chinese are all about profit. They're all about the renminbi. There is no incentive whatsoever for them to do anything as long as their profit machine is humming along at full speed.
It would have been fun to watch your, Derek's, sledog, D2Ds meltdown if Obama actually did that.
I'm black and don't even support Obama. So GTFO with that shit
I'm a cracker. I never voted for Osama but was willing to give him a chance in 2008. I didn't give a fuck what his color was. But it became clear fairly quickly what kind of leader he was and I opposed him all the way after that. Not because he's blick, but because he's a libfascist, incompetent, lying stooge that fucked America in the ass with his diseased schlong over and over again.
It would have been fun to watch your, Derek's, sledog, D2Ds meltdown if Obama actually did that.
I'm black and don't even support Obama. So GTFO with that shit
I'm a cracker. I never voted for Osama but was willing to give him a chance in 2008. I didn't give a fuck what his color was. But it became clear fairly quickly what kind of leader he was and I opposed him all the way after that. Not because he's blick, but because he's a libfascist, incompetent, lying stooge that fucked America in the ass with his diseased schlong over and over again.
It would have been fun to watch your, Derek's, sledog, D2Ds meltdown if Obama actually did that.
I'm black and don't even support Obama. So GTFO with that shit
I'm a cracker. I never voted for Osama but was willing to give him a chance in 2008. I didn't give a fuck what his color was. But it became clear fairly quickly what kind of leader he was and I opposed him all the way after that. Not because he's blick, but because he's a libfascist, incompetent, lying stooge that fucked America in the ass with his diseased schlong over and over again.
Found the racist.
Go ahead and lynch the white cockus racist Bitchfork.
It would have been fun to watch your, Derek's, sledog, D2Ds meltdown if Obama actually did that.
I'm black and don't even support Obama. So GTFO with that shit
I'm a cracker. I never voted for Osama but was willing to give him a chance in 2008. I didn't give a fuck what his color was. But it became clear fairly quickly what kind of leader he was and I opposed him all the way after that. Not because he's blick, but because he's a libfascist, incompetent, lying stooge that fucked America in the ass with his diseased schlong over and over again.
Found the racist.
Go ahead and lynch the white cockus racist Bitchfork.
I don't know what this means but I like it anyway.
Who gives a flying fuck how we got here...plenty of blame to go around...the point is these fucks are right on the doorstep of having nukes that can hit Seattle. We should celebrate the buffoonery that got us here, doubly so if the fallout cloud moves south to Portland.
But, after Seattle and Portland are gone, we will have to do something serious about this menace. Good thing we have General Mattis to fuck some shit up when the time is right.
Who gives a flying fuck how we got here...plenty of blame to go around...the point is these fucks are right on the doorstep of having nukes that can hit Seattle. We should celebrate the buffoonery that got us here, doubly so if the fallout cloud moves south to Portland.
But, after Seattle and Portland are gone, we will have to do something serious about this menace. Good thing we have General Mattis to fuck some shit up when the time is right.
Kim Jung Un needs to grow the fuck up and understand the difference between blowhard Donald and The Mad Dog.
When The Mad Dog barks, shit is gonna get real.
“While our State Department is making every effort to resolve this global threat through diplomatic means, it must be noted that the combined allied militaries now possess the most precise, rehearsed and robust defensive and offensive capabilities on Earth,” Mr. Mattis said. North Korea’s military, he added, “will continue to be grossly overmatched by ours and would lose any arms race or conflict it initiates.”
Who gives a flying fuck how we got here...plenty of blame to go around...the point is these fucks are right on the doorstep of having nukes that can hit Seattle. We should celebrate the buffoonery that got us here, doubly so if the fallout cloud moves south to Portland.
But, after Seattle and Portland are gone, we will have to do something serious about this menace. Good thing we have General Mattis to fuck some shit up when the time is right.
Kim Jung Un needs to grow the fuck up and understand the difference between blowhard Donald and The Mad Dog.
When The Mad Dog barks, shit is gonna get real.
“While our State Department is making every effort to resolve this global threat through diplomatic means, it must be noted that the combined allied militaries now possess the most precise, rehearsed and robust defensive and offensive capabilities on Earth,” Mr. Mattis said. North Korea’s military, he added, “will continue to be grossly overmatched by ours and would lose any arms race or conflict it initiates.”
Who gives a flying fuck how we got here...plenty of blame to go around...the point is these fucks are right on the doorstep of having nukes that can hit Seattle. We should celebrate the buffoonery that got us here, doubly so if the fallout cloud moves south to Portland.
But, after Seattle and Portland are gone, we will have to do something serious about this menace. Good thing we have General Mattis to fuck some shit up when the time is right.
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He and his girlfriend had never done it before even though he desperately wanted to. She would always tell him she just wasn't ready yet but he knew it was because he's fat. It was her prom night and soon after she would graduate, move on to college, and leave him behind with his dick still dry as a Senior to be. This was his last opportunity and when he saw her passed out drunk he took it (literally).
Needless to say when she woke up out of her drunken stooper with a broken hymen and a bloody pussy she was horrified. She quietly cleaned herself up and drove herself home too embarrassed to tell anybody what happened. After that it was over between them. She wouldn't return his calls or texts. When he realized what he had done and why she wasn't responding he got a huge lump in his throat and hoped it would all just blow over with the two of them never talking again.
But after a couple of weeks she couldn't hold onto this secret anymore so she told a friend who convinced her to tell her parents who convinced her to talk to the police and file charges. As soon as word got back to China from a mutual friend of their's that she had told her parents what happened he panicked and decided to snatch up his best scholarship offer instead of waiting for offers from Mexico and the Canada knowing that if shit hit the fan he would have zero scholarship offers. His parents had no idea why he decided to commit and shut down his recruitment when he had plans to camp at the Canada and Mexico but their son wanted to go to North Korea so it didn't really matter why; they were just excited for him and proud of him.
Well China, looks like shit hit the fan. You fucked up and now you have to deal with the consequences. I bet you started crying like a bitch as soon as the US knocked on your door.
For me it's just below the waist.
Billy didn't help. The meme isn't quite true since Japan, Korea and others ponied up money.
1993--(Clnton fucks up)---->2001---(??????)----->2008------(Obummer fucks up)---->TRUMP!
But, after Seattle and Portland are gone, we will have to do something serious about this menace. Good thing we have General Mattis to fuck some shit up when the time is right.
When The Mad Dog barks, shit is gonna get real.
“While our State Department is making every effort to resolve this global threat through diplomatic means, it must be noted that the combined allied militaries now possess the most precise, rehearsed and robust defensive and offensive capabilities on Earth,” Mr. Mattis said. North Korea’s military, he added, “will continue to be grossly overmatched by ours and would lose any arms race or conflict it initiates.”