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Annual Fundraiser: 5 Reasons why you should donate to Hardcore Husky
DerekJohnson
Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 63,521 
The Huskies reached the national playoffs last season, and many think the Dawgs can go all the way this year. That starts with a win against Rutgers on 9/1. You count on Hardcore Husky to be there with you every step of the way. But we can only do it with your financial support. So without further ado, here are 5 reasons why you should donate to Hardcore Husky during our August fundraiser:
1. Puppylove_Sugarsteel. He’s the best poster on the boards, enough said on that. He has decades of football watching experience and Fetters has been stealing his shit for years. While you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on Thursday nights, Pup was with the cool crowd banging beaver at parties on campus.
2. Our longtime regular posters. They average 332 pounds across the line, and they are ready to dominate the football threads. Grundle, Bannon, Swaye, Nacho, Gladstone, Ossai, DNC, Roaddawg, CheersWest, Cuntwaffle and YellowSnow, among others. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. BackthePack. A younger poster who brings a fresh and sometimes naive perspective. He is the future. Everyone is speaking out about the difference between BackthePack last year and this year. You will see a much improved BackthePack starting on 9/1.
4. Speed, speed, speed. These are the most responsive posters Hardcore Husky has ever had. Pitchfork51, AllPurpleAllGold, EsophagealFeces, Coker, Meek, DDY, Tequilla, Doog_de_jour, 89Ute, WeakArmCobra, Bearswiin, Baseman and Steelheader2 among others. Their motto: “Fuck you and your 53 seconds”. The newbies will be inexperienced but these guys (and gal) bring a new dimension that this website has not had in years, speed.
5. Improved bounce rate (average time a poster spends on the site per visit). I think we can improve our site’s bounce rate by being more welcoming to newer posters. The less we tell people to LEAVE!!, the greater chance we’ll have to increase site traffic. We may have to weed out certain interlopers like TierbsHsotBoobs. He’s an embarrassment to himself, this forum, and the odorous chubby snatch he went on a "date" with last night. She couldn’t get his attention as he was all obsessed with Pup, staring repeatedly between his jiggly thighs at his little iPhone and Hardcore Husky, completely ignoring the salad and bread course... He shouldn’t take it so hard though; his date didn’t notice him either. Her attention was focused on the zit-faced sous chef behind him. What a dud you are baabs.
Bonus reason: The Season is Over Podcast guys (CokeGreaterThanPepsi and Dennis_DeYoung) who bring you the most informed and entertaining UW recruiting info on the net.
Here is actual footage of Coker at Coach Pete's presser the other day:
With all these great reasons, I think Hardcore Husky wins this fundraiser rather easily... say $34,017???
To make a donation and receive your shitty little badge, CLICK HERE.
Donation levels:
Standard Supporter $25
Butler Cabin $80
Swaye's Wigwam $129
Or mail payment to:
(Payable to) Derek Johnson
PO Box 8298
Port Orchard, WA 98366
(Note: A couple posters last year said they wanted to donate on a Swaye's Wigwam level, but wanted to keep nudity off their work computer. If this applies to you, just send me a PM and I will make sure that you're not given access to that forum).
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE SITE. IT IS APPRECIATED!
1. Puppylove_Sugarsteel. He’s the best poster on the boards, enough said on that. He has decades of football watching experience and Fetters has been stealing his shit for years. While you maroons were safe at home with your other cuntless friends watching and memorizing lines from Seinfeld on Thursday nights, Pup was with the cool crowd banging beaver at parties on campus.
2. Our longtime regular posters. They average 332 pounds across the line, and they are ready to dominate the football threads. Grundle, Bannon, Swaye, Nacho, Gladstone, Ossai, DNC, Roaddawg, CheersWest, Cuntwaffle and YellowSnow, among others. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. BackthePack. A younger poster who brings a fresh and sometimes naive perspective. He is the future. Everyone is speaking out about the difference between BackthePack last year and this year. You will see a much improved BackthePack starting on 9/1.
4. Speed, speed, speed. These are the most responsive posters Hardcore Husky has ever had. Pitchfork51, AllPurpleAllGold, EsophagealFeces, Coker, Meek, DDY, Tequilla, Doog_de_jour, 89Ute, WeakArmCobra, Bearswiin, Baseman and Steelheader2 among others. Their motto: “Fuck you and your 53 seconds”. The newbies will be inexperienced but these guys (and gal) bring a new dimension that this website has not had in years, speed.
5. Improved bounce rate (average time a poster spends on the site per visit). I think we can improve our site’s bounce rate by being more welcoming to newer posters. The less we tell people to LEAVE!!, the greater chance we’ll have to increase site traffic. We may have to weed out certain interlopers like TierbsHsotBoobs. He’s an embarrassment to himself, this forum, and the odorous chubby snatch he went on a "date" with last night. She couldn’t get his attention as he was all obsessed with Pup, staring repeatedly between his jiggly thighs at his little iPhone and Hardcore Husky, completely ignoring the salad and bread course... He shouldn’t take it so hard though; his date didn’t notice him either. Her attention was focused on the zit-faced sous chef behind him. What a dud you are baabs.
Bonus reason: The Season is Over Podcast guys (CokeGreaterThanPepsi and Dennis_DeYoung) who bring you the most informed and entertaining UW recruiting info on the net.
Here is actual footage of Coker at Coach Pete's presser the other day:
With all these great reasons, I think Hardcore Husky wins this fundraiser rather easily... say $34,017???
To make a donation and receive your shitty little badge, CLICK HERE.
Donation levels:
Standard Supporter $25
Butler Cabin $80
Swaye's Wigwam $129
Or mail payment to:
(Payable to) Derek Johnson
PO Box 8298
Port Orchard, WA 98366
(Note: A couple posters last year said they wanted to donate on a Swaye's Wigwam level, but wanted to keep nudity off their work computer. If this applies to you, just send me a PM and I will make sure that you're not given access to that forum).
THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE SITE. IT IS APPRECIATED!
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